Stand by...

LSIK&T:  Engineering!!!!

ENGINEERING:  Merlin here, m'Lord.

LSIK&T:  Report!!!

ENGINEERING:  Warp engines online & ready.  Intermix formula balanced and stabilized for all speeds through transwarp.  Pegasus Cloak™ online & functional in all flight modes.  Main computer online, 90% loaded and ready.  Engineer is as ready as he'll ever be.

LSIK&T:  Thank you, Merlin.  Communications!!!

OZY:  Communications board shows green, m'Lord; all channels clear.  We are ready to rock 'n roll!

LSIK&T:  Wonderful.  Load CD number 20, cue up Toby's Angry American  and stand by.  Tactical!  Status of phasers, photons, quantum torpedoes and the shields?

KORRIOTH:  (grunt)

LSIK&T:  Excellent.  Clear all moorings; stand by on thrusters.  Ozy, contact the Dockmaster, get us clearance to depart.

(pause)

OZY:  Uhhhh, slight problem, m'Lord.  Dockmaster reports that Starfleet hasn't quite yet received our registry files.  We've been asked to remain in spacedock until further notice.

LSIK&T:  Grrrrrrr. (sigh)  Alright, all stations stand by.  Ozy, make a note - registry officer to spend two weeks in BC's torture chamber "servicing" Helen Thomas.

OZY: (winces) Aye, m'Lord...