Now leaving orbit

(SCENE:  Still in spacedock, in orbit around the planet Bogsplat, the Klingon Worf-class Bird-of-Prey Pegasus  waits to spread its wings and take flight.  The fleet admiral, Lord Spatula I, King & Tyrant, anxiously paces the bridge, growing more surly with each passing moment.  The Starfleet registry officer is dragging his ass getting the registry files uploaded into the Pegasus  computer, thus delaying the ship's departure away from the Bogsnotti and towards the HostingMatters system, and thus back into the Blogosphere Wars.  Lord Spatula is not  a happy camper at the moment - and unfortunately, communications specialist Ozymandias McCool is bearing the brunt of His Rudeness' rage.)

LSIK&T:  McCool!!!  What the *@%*@&@)^)#*&%&@#$!!!!! is taking so damned long with that registration?!?!?!?!!!!

OZY:  I'm very sorry, m'Lord.  Starfleet still advises...

LSIK&T:  I DON'T GIVE A FLYING *#&$%#*&(# WHAT  STARFLEET SAYS!!!  If that registry file hasn't propogated to our computers in five minutes, that registry officer will not only have to "service" Helen Thomas, I'll let Janeane Garafolo and  Michael Moore in on the fun, and  bust his skanky ass back down to Cadet, is that clear??!!

OZY:  Coding the message now, m'...wait.  Message coming in, sir!  We have the registry and are free and clear to depart!!!

LSIK&T:  Ah.  That's more like it...

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