This bowl anything but super

Oh, wowee.  Hold me freakin' back.  I can't contain my excitement.

We have an NFL Championship Game featuring a team who had to buy their conference championship versus a team who's never won shit without the officials' help.

Yippee.  Ha ha.  Whee. 

Dean For Dem Chairman!!!

Der Kaiser  and the Duchess Hilarious don't seem to want Howard "YEEAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHH!!!" Dean for Demoscummc National Chairman.

All the more reason he should be elected posthaste, if you ask me. (snicker)

"The Clintons don't like Dean on substance or style, seeing him as too left and too loose-lipped," reports Newsweek in Monday editions.

But, guys - he's perfect  for your party!  He wants to take the Demoscum even further left  than you or "Breck Girl" Pelosi or J. F'n Kerry want to go.  Howierd Dean is the poster child  for today's Donk party!!!  You've got  to let him ascend!!! (guffaw)

The former first couple headlined an inauguration night bash at the D.C. home of former Clinton pollster Mark Penn, where one attendee said, "There was a ton of positive energy at the house - except for the fear and loathing of Dean."

Gee, you'd've thought W™ himself had crashed the party, mheh.

The Clintons are doing their best to keep their antipathy towards Dean under wraps, lest he win the post and throw his support to someone besides Hillary in 2008.

Pretty sound advice.  Few better than Screaming Boy have taken the back-stabbing of the Clintons to heart.  We all remember how Dean, the supposed NRA member, whined about how the election shouldn't be about "God, guns  and gays" (emphasis mine).

But while Sen. Clinton is keeping her head down, Newsweek says her ex-president hubby has taken an active role is searching out an acceptable substitute for the volatile Vermont liberal when the party votes on Feb. 12.

Last month Mr. Clinton personally sounded out current chairman Terry McAuliffe, asking him to stay on the job and head Dean off at the pass. McAuliffe declined.

Shows you how desperate they are if they're turning to the architect of the last three Demoscummic defeats - this last one, of course, being the worst.  What's that clinical definition of insanity?  Doing the same thing over & over, expecting a different result?

Dean's chief rival had been longtime Clinton loyalist Harold Ickes. But he dropped out of the race in December after saying he didn't think Sen. Clinton could win the White House.

Other names touted as possible alternatives to Dean: former Texas congressman Martin Frost, one-time party chair Ed Rendell, pro-lifer Tim Roemer and former Clinton U.N. ambassador-turned-New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson

I wouldn't pick Richardson if I were you guys over on the Left.  He's likely your best shot of re-capturing the White House in '08.

Just sayin', is all.