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Thursday, December 30, 2004


Someone  didn't give these guys "The Talk™"

From the Department of "Well, duhhhhh!!!" comes this May story in WorldNetDaily about a couple who wanted kids...but didn't quite know how to go about getting them.

"When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said, 'What do you mean?'" a clinic spokesman said, according to the report.

Hmmm.  Looks like somebody's  parents didn't talk about The Birds And The Bees™ with their kids.

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The husband, 36, and his 30-year-old wife are now said to be undergoing sex-therapy lessons while the university clinic embarks on a study to determine the extent of other couples with similar circumstances.

Memo to this couple's pastor:  Uh, dude...GOD INVENTED SEX, Y'KNOW???

Mheh.


UPDATE:  Snopes is dubious on whether or not this actually happened.

I figure, why not?  We are  talking about Germans here...heh heh heh. 

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