Sandbagged by a treasonous fuckwit

By now, no doubt, you've heard about the specialist who is being hailed nationwide by the leftist asshats as the soldier who stood up to Don Rumsfeld.

Soldiers' bluntly spoken concerns about armored vehicles, pay problems and forced extensions of service caught some by surprise - perhaps even the man they were pointed toward, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

Yeah, well - what if I told you that Rummy was set up?  What if I told you that those "bluntly spoken concerns" were, in fact, conjured up by a treasonous asshole who then  penned this memo to his staff:

I just had one of my best days as a journalist today.

Translation:  "I just had one of my best days as a far-left-wing, socialist, propagandist, treasonous rube asshat today."

As luck would have it, our journey North was delayed just long enough see I could attend a visit today here by Defense Secretary Rumsfeld. I was told yesterday that only soldiers could ask questions so I brought two of them along with me as my escorts.

"I knew that I had a golden opportunity to embarrass the Bush Administration, and get them back in a small way for trouncing my beloved masters who hold my leash back at the Demoscummic Nationalist Party."

Before hand we worked on questions to ask Rumsfeld about the appalling lack of armor their vehicles going into combat have. While waiting for the VIP, I went and found the Sgt. in charge of the microphone for the question and answer session and made sure he knew to get my guys out of the crowd.

For these two statements alone, this son-of-a-bitch should be, immediately upon setting foot back on US soil, arrested and charged with sedition at the very least,   possibly treason.  This bastard is not only guilty of skirting established rules against reporters asking questions during a meeting between the troops and the SecDef, he's also guilty of aiding and abetting the enemy.  At a minimum  the officers in the unit where he's embedded should give him a through ass-kicking - one of several he's now owed.

So during the Q&A session, one of my guys was the second person called on. When he asked Rumsfeld why after two years here soldiers are still having to dig through trash bins to find rusted scrap metal and cracked ballistic windows for their Humvees, the place erupted in cheers so loud that Rumsfeld had to ask the guy to repeat his question.

Then I guess that your useful idiot specialst friend and his buddies there in the room ought to be glad that John-Boy F'n Qetchup-Ass didn't win the election.  He didn't even want the troops to have what they have now.

Then Rumsfeld answered something about it being "not a lack of desire or money but a logistics/physics problem." He said he recently saw about 8 of the special up-armored Humvees guarding Washington, DC, and he promised that they would no longer be used for that and that he would send them over here. Then he asked a three star general standing behind him, the commander of all ground forces here, to also answer the question. The general said it was a problem he is working on.

"WE DID IT!!!  WE DID IT!!!" (jumps around and dances a jig like a fucktard who just got a toy)  "We got that meanie Don Rumsfeld and made him and Bush look like incompetent dopeymen!  That'll  teach 'em!!!  Yayyyyyyyyy!!!"

And you know what, dumbass?  I'd sooner believe them than I would a traitorous little fuckstick like you with an agenda.  You don't give a flying fuck  about those troops, asshole.  All you  care about is getting back at the SIXTY MILLION PLUS  that voted for Bush over your honey-boy Qing Botox.

The great part was that after the event was over the throng of national media following Rumsfeld- The New York Times, AP, all the major networks --

Oh, yeah - fair, balanced and objective, every single one of 'em...Dumbfuck, did it not get through your thick-assed head after Forgerygate that WE DON'T TRUST THE LIBERAL MEDIA?!?!?!   Has the memo from See-BS not filtered down to you yet or something?

swarmed to the two soldiers I brought from the unit I am embedded with. Out of the 1,000 or so troops at the event there were only a handful of guys from my unit b/c the rest were too busy prepping for our trip north.

Yeah, that's right,   bucko.  They  understand that we're trying to win  this war we happen to be in, rather than trying to help a smarmy little pisspot like you re-create another Vietnam for you and your little butt-buddies in the DNC and their lapdogs in the press.

The national media asked if they were the guys with the armor problem and then stuck cameras in their faces. The NY Times reporter asked me to email him the stories I had already done on it, but I said he could search for them himself on the Internet and he better not steal any of my lines.

See, Denizens, this  is what motivates this limp-wristed little douchebag - creating a name for himself a la  Woodward & Bernstein.  Not national pride, or any desire to see his country eradicate a threat to all of us - Hell™, he doesn't even give a shit about making sure the troops are safe!  All he  cares about - besides trying to bring down the Republican  President of the United States - is scoring a name for himself!

Yeah, Pitiful - you're a reeeeeeeal hero, all right.

I have been trying to get this story out for weeks- as soon as I foud (sic) out I would be on an unarmored truck- and my paper published two stories on it. But it felt good to hand it off to the national press.

"'Cause they'll  make Rummy resign and leave Bushitler with egg  on his face!!!  Yeah!!!!!!!!"

I believe lives are at stake with so many soldiers going across the border riding with scrap metal as protection. It may be to late for the unit I am with, but hopefully not for those who come after.

Well, given that you've just announced to the whole world that our troops are that much more vulnerable to RPGs, land mines, AK-47 fire and God knows what  else, doesn't it feel good to know that you've now put a helluva lot more  lives at stake, you traitorous pissweasel?

The press officer in charge of my regiment, the 278th, came up to me afterwords and asked if my story would be positive. I replied that I would write the truth.

"And I did - and I spun it so that it would do the most damage to Bushitler and that Nazi Rumsfeld!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!!"

Then I pointed at the horde of national media pointing cameras and mics at the 278th guys and said he had bigger problems on his hands than the Chattanooga Times Free Press.

Yeah, well - if that press officer has his  druthers, then you  now have a lot bigger problem on your  hands than some pissed-off rant-blogger in Dallas, Texas who would kick your pathetic ass in a heartbeat if he ever got within five feet of you.

This is what this job is all about -

"...making the Republicans look as bad as possible so Hillary! can get elected in '08!"

people need to know. The solider who asked the question said he felt good b/c he took his complaints to the top. When he got back to his unit most of the guys patted him on the back but a few of the officers were upset b/c they thought it would make them look bad.

With any luck, the bastard who helped your ugly ass is now on toilet duty.  (You don't wanna know where I'd  assign him.)

From what I understand this is all over the news back home.

Behold this traitorous fuck's real  motivation - making a name for himself rather than helping his country win a war.

Thanks, Lee

Oh, thank you,   you slimy little fuckhead.  For making this war a lot more difficult for our troops from this point forward.

Don't ever get within five feet of me, motherfucker.  It won't be pretty.