PFW:  Why does Owens still have his knees today...?

It's said that teams take on the personality of their coach.

After last night's travesty, I'd have to say that's true - which is why the Cowgirls are in big  trouble.

Arlington Heights 13, Birdville 21
TCU 28, Louisville 55
Oklahoma 30, Nebraska 3
Dallas 21, Ph**kadelphia 49

What is it with Arlington Heights and teams making their first playoff appearance?  First it was *spit* North Crowley *spit*; this year, it's Birdville.  Coach Duke Christian, too much more of this and you'll deserve to join Dave Campo (and, hopefully soon, Gary Patterson) on the head-coaching unemployment line.  At any rate, the Yellow Jackets are done for the year, so I'll try to find another high-school team for next week.

Speaking of Patterson, you already have my take on TCU-Louisville.

The highlight of the weekend was in Norman, where the rule seems to be "Ask and ye shall receive".  I asked Bob Stoops to take the ball and shove it down Nebraska's throat, and shove it down their throat he did.  A field goal in the last seconds was all Nebraska could manage.  The Cornhuskers' MidWest Coast Offense was no match for the Sooners' pressure defense.

Perhaps Bill Parcells might consider taking notes.  Apparently it was a bit harder for his  defense to handle the West Coast Offense last night.  The World's Greatest Quarterback Ever In The History Of Ever (when he's playing Dallas)™ shredded the Cowgirl swiss-cheese secondary for four touchdowns - three of them to former San Transsexual Fairy Whiner limp-wrist Terrell Owens.

Which brings me to the title of this rant:  Terri Owens did a little in-your-face celebration after each touchdown catch.  That's expected from a showboating little F-tard like Terri.

What I  wanna know is why Terri Owens still has both his knees intact after last night's game.  If I'm Bill Parcells, I tell my players - if little Terri tries his celebratory antics here...take him out at the knees.  Not only do you become an instant hero in Dallas, I pay your fine.

But no one for the Cowgirls even bothered to challenge little Terri Owens, save Rowdy, the @$$-clownish team mascot - and even that was so ridiculous that it bordered on the asinine.  No, each time they were beaten, they just turned their heads and walked dejectedly back to the sideline.  No fire in the gut.  No pride.  Just a bunch of pansy-@$$3$ who know that they're losers who don't belong in the NFL.  Just like their head coach.

Last year, when Jerry Jones hired Bill Parcells, I applauded the move.  I see now that I was wrong to do that.  This game has passed Bill Parcells by, just like it has Joe Gibbs in Washington.  Jerry Jones needs to hurry up and coax Bob Stoops out of Norman with whatever amount of money it'll take.

Before his excuse-for-a-football-team is playing before a half-empty Texas Stadium - to say nothing about that boondoggle that's coming to Arlington.

We'll crank things back up on Friday.  Hopefully, I've found another HS team for which to pull by then...