News roundup

This is something I would do sometimes in Spatula City BBS!'s (BBS!'s???) previous incarnation as an actual web site.  I'd slack off of posting for a few weeks, then use part of the front page to touch briefly on several subjects.  In fact, there are some bloggers - Alan Henderson, call your office - who utilize that trick today when it comes to dealing out linky-love.

So, without further adieu, let's hop to it.

Jimmuh Opens Mouth, Squarely Inserts Foot - There can be no other explanation.  Peanut-@$$ is getting senile or has the first signs of Alzheimer's or something.  In an interview with Hardball's Chrissy Matthews yesterday, the rabbit-abusing fool said - and I quote:

Well, one parallel is that the Revolutionary War, more than any other war up until recently, has been the most bloody war we've fought. I think another parallel is that in some ways the Revolutionary War could have been avoided. It was an unnecessary war.

AN UNNECESSARY WAR?!?!?!  We're talking about the war that gained this country her independence,  you addle-brained appeasenik scumbag!  Had that war never been fought, we'd still be subjects of the Crown and you  would've never gotten to be President.

Not that that would have been a bad  thing, you stupid loon...

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Cowards - Sinclair Broadcasting, which had announced plans to air a Botox-Boy Vietnam exposé on Friday, has shown itself to be spineless wimps in caving in to Leftist political pressure today.  Especially telling in this article is this blurb:

Meanwhile, a powerful shareholder lawyer with strong ties to the Democratic party, San Diego-based William Lerach, accused three top Sinclair executives of insider trading and threatened to sue the company if its board of directors does not take legal action itself against the executives.

That's John-Boy F'n Qetchup-@$$' America if he gets to occupy the White House, people.  They can say anything about us they like with impunity - but just try exposing them for the F-tards they are, and it'll be SLAPP suit after SLAPP suit after SLAPP suit (if you don't know what a SLAPP suit is, leave a comment and I'll explain it in an update to this post).  Their minions rail against the so-called "powerful" and the so-called "privileged" - but try to reveal the evil behind their facade, and watch their own  powerful & privileged descend upon you.

And those whom they can't intimidate through legal means might be paid visits by Qetchup-@$$' goon squad:

We hear that Carlton Sherwood, the producer of "Stolen Honor,” showed up outside the theater last night to hand out DVD copies of his film.

Pro-Kerry protesters also showed up and started to get physical. Police were called to quiet their protest.

Demoscum, take heed:  We have most of the guns, we know how to use them, and you continue to push us at your peril.  At some point, you're going to push us past the point of no return.  When that happens, God have mercy on you - because we won't.

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Must be all those gin raisins - T'Raisin Hiney-Qerry was forced to apologize today after she stuck her size-eight foot into her size-twelve mouth (Note:  No, I don't know those sizes for certain - work with me, okay?) and suggested that First Lady Laura Bush had not "ever had a real job — I mean, since she's been grown up".

Just remember, Denizens - if Botox Boy somehow cheats his way into the White House, this will be America's First Lady.  And you thought Queen Hilarious was a royal embarrassment to the country?

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Your NAACP Donations at Work - This is what the NAA(L)CP has finally been reduced to - a drug cartel for the Demoscummic Party.

A lackey working for a trollop on the Queasy "Toxic" Mfume payroll had been hired to distribute voter registration forms in exchange for some crack cocaine.  Rather then take the time to distribute them, though (which would have left him with less time to enjoy his wages), he decided to fill them out himself, with names that came to mind - Mary Poppins, Dick Tracy, Jeffrey Dahmer, George Foreman - even Michael Jordan.

A practice which, if you haven't already guessed by now, is a felony.  And that's not counting the drug charges.

Well, we had cigarettes-for-votes in Wisconsin in 2000.  Does anyone really doubt that this was the next logical step for the Demoscum...?

And yet there are still morons who want to elect these b**tards to go to Washington and rule over us...?