Here's something you don't see every day...

...someone going to war against...a left-wing church???

The Internal Revenue Service is being asked to investigate whether a Miami church where Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry spoke on Sunday violated tax laws.

John Kerry courted the black vote Sunday in Florida, meeting with, among others, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton.

Now, Denizens, the surprise is not that Botox Boy, the Rev'rnnnnnnnnnnnd Jack'snnnnnnnn and the racist Sharpton were at a church together campaigning.  Nor is it a surprise that they were probably violating campaign/IRS regulations concerning the mixing of politics and churches in the process - few Demoscum exist who can actually obey  the laws of this fine land, y'know?

No, the surprise  is that they got busted - and by the very last person on the face of Gawd™'s green earth whom you'd expect...the Wrong-Reverend Barry Lynn.

That's right, Denizens.  Barry Lynn - the head of Traitorous Anti-American Anti-Christian Bigot B******s Americans United for Separation of Church and State:

[Lynn] said statements by the pastor and leading Democrats during the worship service amounted to explicit endorsements of Kerry.

That it did, Mr. Lynn, but for you to actually call  them on it...Are you feeling okay, sir?

The Rev. Gaston Smith referred to his guest as "President Kerry," the Rev. Jesse Jackson led the congregation in a chant about voting for Kerry, and the Rev. Al Sharpton said a Kerry victory would be "payback" for George Bush's victory in 2000.

Yep, sounds like a Qetchup Qing church service to me. (snicker)

Lynn said churches that do invite candidates should also invite their opponents and should refrain from endorsing either one.

And since we all know  the odds of the extremist black-church wing of the NAA(L)CP inviting President Bush to their shindig, much less  refraining from endorsing his opponent...

Barry, usually I'm wanting to shove a Bible up your @$$.  Today, though, you are fully deserving of props, and it's my pleasure to give them to you.

Keep up the good work, sir. (chuckle)