Religion of Peace My Ass Days at Six Flags

CHICAGO - When Disney came up with the concept of "Gay Days" at their parks, "they" - meaning the supposedly more enlightened  amongst us - told us to "get over it".

Wonder if "they" will be so willing to get over this:

A popular North American amusement park is scheduled to host a "Great Muslim Adventure Day" this week in which the park will be open only to Muslims, drawing fire from various monitor groups, WorldNetDaily has learned.

The Muslim Youth Division of the Islamic Circle of North America and the Muslim American Society, two of the largest Muslim organizations in America, has arranged exclusive use of Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson, N.J., for the entire day Friday.

No doubt to condemn all the Batman-and-Looney Tunes-based hedonism.  You know, for a religion that calls us the "Great Satan", they sure do seem to like our theme parks.

The ICNA website boasts, "First Time Ever – All Day – Entire Park Exclusively for Muslims!"

Actually, it kinda makes me wonder what might be next?  "Buddha Days"?  "Cthulu Days"?  "Kabbalah Days"?  "Maitreya Days"?  "Crystal & Chakra Days"?

The event is designed to "provide entertainment for the entire family!" says the site. Imam Zaid Shakir will lead the Friday afternoon prayers at 2 p.m., the comedy routine "Allah Made Me Funny" will show twice, Comedian Azhar Usman will perform, and "Alhamdulillah, the entire park is reserved for Muslims only!"

The organization expects more than 10,000 Muslims.

No doubt with the women two paces behind the men, dressed to the nines in burqas, scarves and hooded coverings.

Which raises a question:  If any of the rides cause some of those burqas to flare up and show more than an ankle, will they have the floggings right there?

Oh, and will they have a homicide bomber show there, too?  And where will they get the number of actors they need for the, um, "special effects"?

One wonders if they've completely thought all this out here.

Debbie Nauser, vice president of public relations for the Six Flags theme park, confirmed the park would be open only for "Muslims and their friends."

That leaves most of us out, then.  Except maybe Waffleya, Botox Boy and everyone else who calls the belief system that advocated ramming planes into our World Trade Center a "religion of peace".

I'm glad you're willing to take their money, Six Flags.  It's pretty obvious by now you don't want mine or my family's.