You say you want a Revol-ooo-tionnnn...

wel-hell, you knooooooow...we all wanna free your head...

(From your shoulders, but that's another post.)

Remember when I said that the Demoscum were begging us for another Civil War?

Well, now they're starting to suggest that one might happen if current trends hold and Bush trounces the Qetchup Qing.

And I just have one thing to say to the semi-quasi-pseudo-"revolutionaries":

Please.  Please, I beg you.  Bring.  It.  The.  F***.  ON!!!!!

What you short-bus riders apparently can't get through your thick little skulls is this:  We, the conservatives, own most of the guns.  Any  war you try to start with us will be a blip on history's chronometer.

You won't last two weeks with us, limp-wrists, so if you want to survive, don't EVEN  try it, cowards.

But don't take my  word for it.  Please.  Come at us with your "revolution".  Come show us your bad-assed selves and those papier-maché  pinheads you call your balls.

Please.  I...Dare...You.

ROFLMAFAOASTC...!!!!! (snort)

Happy Cheesy Chavez Day (gag)

Well, at least here in Beautiful (?) Metropolitan Dal-wa, it's officially Cheesy Chavez Day.

But amongst the rest  of us normal, hardworking, non-hyphenated Americans, it's Labor Day.  So, Happy Labor day, guys.

(NOTE:  You people - yeah, I said "you people"; get over it - you people of the minority persuasion can become a non-hyphenated American, too.  Join the rest of us and drop the prefix ("African-"American, "Mexican-"American, "Chinese-"American, "Martian-"American, etc.) and become normal, everyday Americans like the rest of us.  Give it a shot - you might find you like it.)