Another reason to wanna go to Miami

As if not forcing the Lady Spatula to pack up and move is motivation enough for me to move to Miami, now I have extra motivation to get there.  By November, if at all possible.

If I can get down there, Mikey Fatfuck will be in my sights.

That's right, Denizens.  Avoirdupois Ass thinks he's going to interfere with monitor the presidential election.

"I am coming to Florida," the director of "Fahrenheit 9/11" promised Florida's delegation to the Democratic National Convention in Boston. "Together we will guarantee to every Floridian that their vote will be counted this year."

Then you'd best have some bodyguards handy, fat ass, because if I'm there and I see you trying to intimidate anyone going to vote for George W. Bush, you're going to have your pinhead-sized balls handed to you on a platter, you buffet-humping son-of-a-bitch.

"I will have my cameras. We will put a huge spotlight on them. They will not get away with it this time."

You will obey the laws of the United States and Florida, fat fuck, or your tub-o-lard ass will be thrown in an 8x8 - whether you fit or not.

"Too many people fought for too many years to guarantee that every American citizen would have the right to vote and that their votes would be counted," Moore said. "Too many people died for that right, and we are not going to dishonor those who gave their lives in civil rights struggles by allowing these people to steal a second election."

Oh, but you'll be sooooooo happy to disallow their votes, won't you, you goat-felching syphilitic wanker?

The filmmaker said he'd bring more than just cameras to monitor the vote process, pledging both money and a massive legal team.

"We have an army of lawyers who will be poll watchers throughout the state," he said. "The second anyone tries to prevent a voter from voting, we will go down to the courthouse, we will get the judge immediately and we will stop it at that moment."

Bring as many ambulance-chasing assbiscuits as you want, fat fuck.  I'll get my friends from down there and we'll kick their  asses, too.

Among those cheering on Moore at the meeting was U.S. Rep. Corrine Brown, D-Jacksonville, Fla.

"We've got problems as we go into this election," Brown said. "I want to thank Michael Moore because he has really energized the community. Eyes are going to be on Florida."

As WorldNetDaily previously reported, Brown was among 13 House Democrats urging the United Nations to monitor the U.S. presidential election.

Then I think she'd best watch her  ass, as well.  Especially if she's seen with one of those fucking Smurfs.

See, we have a slight problem with people who would rather kiss the UN's ugly ass than protect and defend the sovereignty of this country.  They're wasting our oxygen, and we tend to not be too nice to fucktards like that.

So bring it on, Mikey Margarine-muncher.  If you think I'm  running scared at the thought of you, your lame-assed camera and your band of dick-sucking sycophants...to quote Judas Priest, "you have another think coming".