Bump him up a notch

Never have had much respect for the band KISS, nor bassist Gene Simmons.

My respect for Simmons just went up a notch or four.  He had the balls to tell it like it is about Islam.

"Extremism believes that it's okay to strap bombs on to your children and send them to paradise and whatever else and to behead people," he said yesterday.

The Israeli-born US musician went on to say Islam was a "vile culture" that treated women worse than dogs.

Now, most of you pro-raghead asshats will say that he's Biased (note the capital B).  You'd be the same people who treat everything Ibriham Hooper of We Don't CAIR as gospel.

Muslim women had to walk behind their men and were not allowed to be educated or own houses, he said.

"Your dog, however, can walk side by side, your dog is allowed to have its own dog house... you can send your dog to school to learn tricks, sit, beg, do all that stuff - none of the women have that advantage."

He went on to say the west was under threat.

"This is a vile culture and if you think for a second that it's going to just live in the sands of God's armpit you've got another thing coming," he said.

Good on you, Gene.  At least someone  in the rock music genre gets it.

A-fisking we will go...

Most of you have probably heard of "This Modern World" written by a Demoscummic stooge tool loon partisan going by the handle of "Tom Tomorrow".

I usually wind up reading his bullshit whilst munching on my usual Friday lunch of Hooters' wings & chili.  Usually winds up giving me heartburn.

The excuse-for-a-comic, not the wings & chili.

Anyway, Tommy-boy Yesterday gives us lots of fodder this week for a minor fisking.  In fact, I'm thinking of making this a semi-regular feature.

With that in mind, let's rip this sap a new one, shall we...?




Well, y'know, Tommy-boy, we do  have this thing going on called a war.  You know, where a lot of bad guys line up opposite a lot of good guys and try to kill 'em.

You should know, since you nearly always side with the bad guys...




We'll forget for a minute that you're lying through your teeth about that, Tommy-boy.

After what happened to Nicholas Berg, those fucking sand nits had best hope that "occupiers" is all  we ever are to them.  Any more of that,  and we'd be happy to turn into their fucking executioners.




You might have an infinitesimally minor point there, Tommy-boy - one to go with the point on your head.

There's this thing called the Iraqi Governing Council, see, and...




Tommy-boy, I thought you just said we were supposed to hand off power in a couple weeks.  That's not part of a "postwar plan"?

Which is it?  Make up your mind, dumb-ass.

Now, as to what we should do in November...




Wait for it...




That's the first sensible thing I've heard you say in a long time, Tommy-boy.

Must really chap your pathetic ass that Bush still  leads ol' Fuckface, huh, numbnuts...? (snicker)




It makes a lot of right-thinking intelligents shudder too, dumb fuck.  Thankfully, it's not likely KetchupA$$ will get the chance... (chuckle)