Got a paper cut?  You, too, can win a Purple Heart

At least, if we apply the John-boy F'n KetchupA$$ standard to it:

The wound that made John Kerry eligible for the first of three Purple Hearts was not severe enough to warrant consideration, according to the physician who treated him in December 1968.

In other words, guyz - the bastard got a Purple Heart from a splinter.

A splinter,  people.  Chew on that.

Louis Letson, now a retired general practitioner in Alabama, said he has "a very clear memory of an incident which occurred while I was the Medical Officer at Naval Support Facility, Cam Ranh Bay," according to National Review Online editor and columnist Rich Lowry.

Kerry's Purple Heart and the two others he won later allowed him, under Navy regulations, to request and receive leave for the United States after just four months of his 12-month tour of duty.

Well, of course!!!   He had to get on with his career in the anti-war, drug-infested hippie movement...!!!

The elitist bastard.

Letson, according to NRO, says he remembers his brief encounter with Kerry 35 years ago because "some of his crewmen related that Lt. Kerry had told them that he would be the next JFK from Massachusetts."

Somehow, I have my doubts that John Fitzgerald Kennedy would have wanted to earn a Purple Heart in this fashion...

Letson wrote, on the night of Dec. 2, 1968, Kerry "was on patrol north of Cam Ranh, up near Nha Trang area. The next day he came to sick bay, the medical facility, for treatment of a wound that had occurred that night."

The physician continued:


The story he told was different from what his crewmen had to say about that night. According to Kerry, they had been engaged in a fire fight, receiving small arms fire from on shore. He said that his injury resulted from this enemy action.
Some of his crew confided that they did not receive any fire from shore, but that Kerry had fired a mortar round at close range to some rocks on shore. The crewman thought that the injury was caused by a fragment ricocheting from that mortar round when it struck the rocks.

That seemed to fit the injury which I treated.

What I saw was a small piece of metal sticking very superficially in the skin of Kerry's arm. The metal fragment measured about 1 cm. in length and was about 2 or 3 mm in diameter. It certainly did not look like a round from a rifle.

I simply removed the piece of metal by lifting it out of the skin with forceps. I doubt that it penetrated more than 3 or 4 mm. It did not require probing to find it, did not require any anesthesia to remove it, and did not require any sutures to close the wound.

The wound was covered with a bandaid.

Not [sic] other injuries were reported and I do not recall that there was any reported damage to the boat.

A self-inflicted splinter.  A fucking self-inflicted splinter.

This excuse-for-a-human-being is not only unfit to lead our great military - he's demonstrated that he wasn't even fit to serve  in it.

And lest anyone think that I'm questioning his patriotism, let me say this:  You're damned right I'm questioning it.

In fact, I'm not only questioning it - I'm challenging it outright.  This asswipe doesn't freakin' have  any, period.

And if you want to vote for a pansy-ass such as John-boy F'n KetchupA$$ to lead our troops...you're a damnfool.

Disney finally grows some gonads

(Slight spew alert)


Well, well, well.  Looks like at least one  company finally developed balls enough to stand up to the Flint Fatfuck, Mikey Moore.  Disney has finally figured out, apparently, who butters its bread:

The Walt Disney Company is blocking its Miramax Films division from distributing Michael Moore's documentary "Fahrenheit 9/11," which criticizes President Bush's handling of Sept. 11 and connects the Bush family with Osama bin Laden's.

Okay, first of all, it's not a "documentary" - documentaries usually dabble in an obscure concept called the truth.   Mikey Fatfuck's visual screeds usually lack this one key ingredient.

Moore attributes Disney's decision to concerns that the documentary will endanger tax breaks the company receives from Florida, where Bush's brother Jeb is governor.

Oh, c'mon, Lardbutt - you didn't really  think Jeb would just sit by and let your methane-laced food-vacuum of a mouth slander his brother like that, did you? (snicker)

"I would have hoped by now that I would be able to put my work out to the public without having to experience the profound censorship obstacles I often seem to encounter," Moore wrote Wednesday in a statement on his Web site.

Oh, boo-hoo-friggin'-hoo.  Cry me a river, Avoirdupois Ass.  One would've hoped that, by now, you'd have been able to put out something worth more than your weight in bullshit.

The filmmaker did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Associated Press.

Probably because he was overtaxing his one brain cell trying to figure out a way to blame this on Dick Cheney & Halliburton, maybe?

Miramax confirmed that Disney told the company it can't release the film.

"We hope to amicably resolve the situation in the near future," Miramax spokesman Matthew Hiltzik told The Associated Press.

Well, you could burn the film, strap Mikey Fatfuck to a fire-ant mound and pour some maple syrup on him.  That'd be a good start.

"Some people may be afraid of this movie because of what it will show," Moore wrote.

Let's get one thing straight, Blubberbutt:  We don't fear you; we've never  feared you; we never will  fear you, you fatassed son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch.

I for one would love to get five minutes with you in a back alley, you shit-for-brains waste of oxygen.

"But there's nothing they can do about it now because it's done, it's awesome, and if I have anything to say about it, you'll see it this summer -- because, after all, it is a free country."

There you go again, confusing the government, which is Constitutionally prohibited from censorship, with Disney, which can do whatever the Hell™ it wants.

Does it ever get tiresome for you, fatass?  Having fewer functioning brain cells than a paramecium, that is?

According to The New York Times, which first reported the story Wednesday, "Fahrenheit 9/11" describes decades-old financial links between the Bush family and prominent Saudi Arabian families. The film says the government helped members of bin Laden's family leave the United States after the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.

Yet another lie from a pathological liar.  This gargantuan gasbag has never met a fabrication he wouldn't utter.

Eat shit and die, Mikey Fatfuck.

F.E.T.E.