Most shit-for-brains KetchupA$$ quote so far

Oh, this is priceless.  Or it would be, were it not so fucking incredibly stupid.

According to NewsMax, John-boy F'n KetchupA$$ is accusing President Bush of 'having "a secret White House deal" on manipulating gasoline prices "tied to the election."'

"Unlike George Bush and his friends at the big oil companies, I'm going to work for a real energy policy for this country that decreases America's dependence on foreign oil and helps lower the costs to American families," the Massachusetts Democrat insisted.

What he failed to mention is that he has consistently opposed jobs-producing oil exploration in Alaska to reduce dependency on foreign oil and had once proposed increasing the bloated federal gasoline tax by an additional 50 cents a gallon.

What the asshatted little Massachewsshits dumb fuck also  forgot to mention is that gas prices are at record levels in this country.

Do something Ketchup Boy can't for a second and think.  If there were  a deal in the works, wouldn't it be a little more prudent to employ it now????   You know - get the gas prices back down to manageable levels now  so that the economy can grow even more robustly and Bush can take credit?

Is Fuckface that  daft or what?  And you Donks still  want to vote for this shithead in November...!!!

"Ouch", or "How does  an MP3 sound underwater?"

Loyal Citizen of the Empire B. Durbin correctly points out that the MP3 of "Here Comes the Bride" to which I had you link Friday sounds...well...off.

That's "off" as in "wheels off" (Ticketheads will appreciate the reference).

Sorry 'bout that.  I'll make sure the quality's a bit better with the next .mp3 I run up the flagpole. (sigh)

That's what happens when you play with the big boys, Maurice

Well, it looks like Maurice Clarett will have to wait to sue his NFL team for a starting position next year.

An appeals court yesterday bitch-slapped Clarett and the asshat excuse-for-a-judge who said he could play in the NFL, saying that the NFL made a better case for its side than li'l Mo-mo did for his.

Darn.  Now I won't get to see someone like Willie Blade knock li'l Mo-mo's teeth down his throat... (snicker)

Proposed new Spanish flag

The more I see Cooper For President, the more I like him.

Here's a proposed new flag of Spain I snagged off his site:





Wear it proudly, Spain-'tards.  You've certainly earned it.