The Margolis incident

Dammit, I'm still seething about this.

As those of you not currently residing under a rock might know, fellow bloggers Aaron & Matt Margolis saw that President Bush was in their town of Boston last week or thereabouts, and went to go show their support with a few of their friends from Free Republic.

Whereupon they were set upon by a few limp-wristed union pansies from the steel mill.  Aaron & Matt were knocked to the ground before the scuffle was broken up.

Yeah, you liberals are big talkers when you have your buddies with you, ain't ya?

Lemme tell you something, you pansy-assed, needle-dicked Boston union punks:  Be glad I wasn't there.  Be very  glad I wasn't there.

Several of you would've visited ICU that night.  And I'm talking at the very  least.  I have a nuclear temper, and all it takes is a cowardly little liberal asswipe or two to set it off.

And I'll promise you this much:  After I was done shoving my steel-toed boots up your little fairy candy-asses, you'd have thought twice before ever starting that bullshit with us ever again.  That is, if  you'd had a brain remaining in your head at the end of it all.

Fucking liberal cowards...

Five words no air traveler likes to hear

OVER THE SKIES OF HOUSTON - Whether you're like me and fly cheap, or you actually have dinero  and fly first-class, there are five words no air traveler - and I mean no  air traveler - ever wants to hear:

"We have a full flight."

Generally, that means that the cramped space that is your seat is going to be further exacerbated by someone pushing out from the seat next to you.  Your only  hope is that said next-seat neighbor is average-sized.  (sigh)

So I'm nestled comfortably in my aisle seat - fortunate, yes, I know - when some idiot proceeds to put his baggage in the overhead bin right above me.

That doesn't bother me so much, as I generally pack this laptop under my seat.  But then the doofus proceeds towards the back, where he's at least  five rows behind me.  Guy apparently thinks he's gonna be first off this plane.

YeahRight™.

Anyway, the stewardess flight attendant coerces him into taking his bag with him, because "we have a full flight and we're going to need the space."  Well and good, right?

At which point, the jackass starts - I swear, I'm not making this up - muttering under his breath about it!!!!!.

GoodGawdAlmighty™!!!  Would someone mind telling me what part of "we have a full flight" did this moron not understand???

Sheesh! :-/