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Tuesday, March 09, 2004


Which Latin phrase am I?


Glad you asked...


If you only knew the power of the dark side.
Postatem obscuri lateris nescitis.
"You do not know the power of the Dark
Side." There are two possibilities: you
are a Star Wars geek, or you are unreasoningly
scary.


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You will take me to Jabba now... 


The less-than-aromatic return of Bumblefuck


You guys remember Bumblefuck (Barney Gumble), the cowardly shit-for-brains son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch who threatened to write random Dallas residents making false accusations of pedophilia against me?  This is the same asscrust who, when it was discovered he had his own blog, was chased away with his tail tucked firmly between his legs, screaming like a scalded dog?

Well, the motherfucker is back - and he's now threatening to sic the INS on my fiancé.

What he failed to take into account - like every other damnfool troll that preceded him - is that I can track his IP; thus, I know (assuming, of course, that the fool isn't surfing via long-distance dial-up) his general location.

Bumblefuck, feel free to call INS, dickweed.  I've confirmed - she's here legitimately.  Neither she, nor I, fear you in the slightest, needle-dick.

But you might take a weeeeeee  bit of discomfort in this fact:  I can now track you.

Be afraid.  Be very  afraid...


Doing my civic duty


Like the civic-minded (cough) political junkie that I am, I went and voted in the Texas Republican Primary today.

I voted in every race...except  that of President.  Actually, I could have voted "Uncommitted" - there was, in fact, a blank for that - but I decided to let my lack of a vote for Waffleya suffice.

Do I think he'll get the message?  Nah.  But I'll give him the benefit of the doubt until Election Day, when I will re-evaluate the job he's done as President.

Take heed, Waffleya.  AFAIC, your presidency is on probation these next eight months.  Straighten up and fly right  (pun intended), or else.

Tonight, I'll attend the precinct meeting.  These are boring preliminaries to the main events of the state & national conventions.  In fact, here sometime in the next couple of months, I'll re-run the three-part series about my experiences at the last state GOP convention which I posted on the Web site a couple of years back.

For the maybe one or two of you who are interested (grin)...



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