And then there were three...
...aaaah, screw it: And then there was one.
Looks like John-boy Fuckface KetchupA$$ has it all to himself. The Massachusetts Gigolo is the prohibitive favorite to be the nominee after Senator Breckgirl dropped out of the race last night.
KetchupA$$ has been fond these last few weeks of attempting to throw President Bush's "Bring it on" catchphrase back in his face.
Go ahead and bring it on, KetchupA$$. We're gonna kick your Fuckface all the way back to the tomato paste vats at T'Raaaaaaaaaayzzzzza's ketchup plant.
Look for a 35-15 state landslide. You heard it here first.



