Countdown

In the interest of having posts here which actually serve a useful function (grin), I have moved the countdown over to the size where the Irish flag used to be.  Real Shit ("Real Celt") is long gone by now, having figured out that no one bought his "I'm in Ireland" bullshit, so there was scant need to post the flag anymore, as Misha has it covered.

As for the countdown:  Nine. :-)

Another reason to kick the asses of the artsy-fartsy

At Lehigh University, a supposed "institution of higher learning", a smarmy little pisspot artiste  has convinced the leftist curator of the university museum to hang a picture of President Bush supposedly groping a woman's breast in the Communist-sympathizing "non-partisan" poli-sci department.

"The woman is a symbol for the world and his groping is a symbol for what the administration seems to be doing, which is groping not necessarily for pleasure but for dominance," said artist Larry Fink

Hmmmm...I have an idea for a painting.  It'd be of someone applying a hammer to Fink's cranium.

The hammer would represent common sense.  Fink's head would represent...well...Fink's head.  (snicker)

Fink's spoof is garnering a lot of attention among some students at Lehigh, who say for eight years during his presidency, the university never displayed a politically-charged picture of Bill Clinton on the school's walls.

No, of course not.  Fair and balanced, after all. 

University curator Ricardo Viera said he sees no problem with his decision to place the exhibit in the midst of the classroom environment.

Yeah, and I would see no problem with putting a reinforced steel-toed boot up Viera's pathetic ass.

But, that's just me.

Uh-oh... (snicker)

Looks like we might've been right calling him John "F'n"  Kerry.  KetchupAss has been caught with a case of Clintonitis (translation:  he's been caught diddling with an intern).

(Note to self:  add this term to the Glossary)

Intrigue surrounds a woman who recently fled the country, reportedly at the prodding of Kerry, the DRUDGE REPORT has learned.

A serious investigation of the woman and the nature of her relationship with Sen. John Kerry has been underway at TIME magazine, ABC NEWS, the WASHINGTON POST, THE HILL and the ASSOCIATED PRESS, where the woman in question once worked.

Cue the Dragnet theme.  Dummmm-da-dum-dum.

(Yes, Matt - you get full credit on this one.  Good job.)