Blog tweakage-ry

It occurs to me that most of my entries are fisking-oriented rants.


(OZYMANDIAS MCCOOL:  Nawwwwwww!  Really???)


Merlin!!!  Your apprentice has escaped from his tower again!  Get up here and take him for his feeding - I'm fresh out of stewed gagh  'til Korioth gets back with our Klingon take-out...!

Awright, where was I...?

Ah, yes.  It also occurs to me that the objects of my Fisking are nearly indistinguishable from the rants themselves.

I have, therefore, followed the lead of the Emperor and implemented the usage of blockquotes, for your ease of reading.

Enjoy.  (SNAP!!!)  Stop it, Ozzy!!!  Here, have a Milkbone™...

Anti-Atkins cowards

It's generally considered bad form to kick a guy when he's down.

This is not to say that the concept isn't practiced on a daily basis. Just ask Rush Limbaugh.  Wasn't a week after he'd been, essentially, forced to quit his ESPN gig, he was finally having to admit that his medical condition was such that he couldn't make it through the pain without all the meds - and then the cocksucking liberal pisspots came out of the woodwork.  "Ohhhhhh, we can't wait to see Fat Boy do the 'perp walk'!!!", they were chortling.

Bastards all.

But this, in my view, goes beyond the friggin' pale.  These fucknozzles are kicking Dr. Atkins after he's dead.

Dr. Robert Atkins, whose popular diet stresses protein-rich meat and cheese over carbohydrates, weighed 258 pounds at his death and had a history of heart disease, a newspaper reported Tuesday.

Oh, so I guess that death by slipping, falling on the ground, cracking yer head open and dying from head trauma can be officially associated with heart disease now?

At 258 pounds, the 6-foot-tall Atkins would have qualified as obese, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention's body-mass index calculator.

Hey, guys? Cowboys linebacker Dat Nguyen is under  six feet tall and he  weighs 243.  You morons gonna call him  "obese"???

The medical examiner's report was given to the Journal by the Physicians Committee for Responsible Medicine, a group that advocates vegetarianism.  The medical examiner's office told the Journal that the report had been sent to the group in error.

Yeah, I'm sure it was.

More likely, it was sent there by some shithead who has a connection to PETA.  Keep an eye on this and see if I'm not right about that.

Lemme reiterate something to you bastards on this so-called "Physicians Committee".  When I started Atkins, I was over 300 pounds.

I'm now down near 250.  Ain't no freakin' vegetarian  diet ever helped me lose that much weight.

If that's too difficult for you idiots to understand, perhaps someone should try explaining it to you while shoving a boatload of brussels sprouts up your asses.

It'd make me happier, and you'd be getting extra fiber.  Win-win for everyone...

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