Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, part deux

When last we left Our Hero (grin), ditzy diva Leslie Marshall had just attempted to give him a dressing down for daring  to question her parenting skills because she'd gone on Hannity & Colmes  to shout down Michelle Malkin for daring  to blast CBS, MTV, Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake for daring  to show Janet's boobie...

Is this starting to sound like a soap opera or what?

(SIDE NOTE:  Actually, Leslie should be starting to feel at home - because, as we all know, she's one of the STARS!!!  of the NBC soap Passions®.  (Yeah, I'm embellishing - work with me here, okay?))

Anyway, after reading her all-caps response (HEY, LESLIE!!!  DID YOU KNOW THAT ALL CAPITAL LETTERS IN AN EMAIL MAKE YOU APPEAR TO BE SHOUTING???  COULD YOU POSSIBLY PUT THAT MASTER'S DEGREE OF YOURS TO WORK AND ATTEMPT TO USE MIXED-CASE LETTERING FROM NOW ON???  THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!), I - being the ever-combative Lord Spatula (grin) - had to respond.

Thus:

We're not stupid, Ms. Marshall, much as you'd like to portray us as being.  And we have no problem with the female breast - as long as it's shown in private, and not in front of over 100 million people, many of whom are children who are clearly not ready to see images such as were presented last evening.  And for you to even imply that they are makes you out to be the most colossal kind of idiot.

Now, if you don't want to be insulted as a mother, then DON'T GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO POINT IT OUT.  And especially don't go bitching about me "attacking" you on that point, then turning around and attacking _me_ for daring to mention God (Gasp!!!) in my email.  Not only does that make you hypocritical, it further demonstrates your abject stupidity.

As for your son...so he disagrees with me?  Then I rest my case.

With me so far?  Good, because Leslie the Genius™ couldn't resist firing back:


I DO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THE "SHOWING..."


Like I said yesterday, you didn't have a problem with it Monday night.  Your continued shouting down of Ms. Malkin, who did  have a problem with it, is proof positive of this.


PERHAPS YOU SHOULD HAVE RECORDED WHAT YOU SAW AND PLAYED IT BACK


Don't see why.  Apparently I have a better memory of what you said than you do.


BUT I ALSO HAVE A PROBLEM WITH CONSERVATIVES NOT BEING UP IN ARMS ABOUT BRITNEY AND MADONNAKISSING, THE WAY THE TEENS DRESS THESE DAYS, ETC.


Who says conservatives aren't up in arms over it?  Go over here to a site run by Focus on the Family and see what they have to say about Britney & Madonna.

Oops, sorry.  It's a God site.  I forget, you seem to have a problem with us...


EXCEPT FOR NEWS, T.V. IS NOT ALLOWED IN MY HOME....


Good for you.  This proves what, exactly?


AND FOOTBALL IS TOO VIOLENT THE ONLY REASON I WAS INTERESTED MYSELF IN THE SUPERBOWL THIS YEAR, IS THAT I'M FROM NEW ENGLAND AND I GREW UP WITH THE PATRIOTS.


Well, I hope you were satisfied with your second gift Super Bowl win in three years.  When are your Pansies ever going to win one without  the officials' help?


AND HONESTLY, I'M HIRED TO TAKE "THE OTHER SIDE" OTHERWISE, I WOULDN'T WORK.  SINCE YOU'RE NOT "STUPID" AS YOU SAY, THEN I'M SURE YOU REALIZE THAT SEAN AND THE CONSERVATIVE GUEST DEBATE ALAN AND THE LIBERAL GUEST...LAST NIGHT, BEING ME.  IF YOU HEARD OUR CONVERSATIONS OFF THE AIR, YOU WOULD SURELY SEE THAT IT'S A "SHOW" A "PERFORMANCE" SIR....HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE "WIZARD OF OZ?"  IT'S JUST A LITTLE MAN BEHIND THAT CURTAIN.....


Y'know what, Ms. Marshall?  I don't buy this "you're hired to take the other side" shit, as if you're just playing devil's advocate.  There were plenty of other liberals available who really  feel that Janet's boob was fine & dandy without having to dredge up some so-called "conservative" just to play devil's advocate.

So either you're lying about having a problem with the flashing and all you're doing is just taking the other side, or you're lying by trying to imply that you're not really a liberal.  Which is it, Ms. Marshall?


AND REGARDING MY CHILDREN, THIS IS THE ONLY THING I WILL SAY ON THAT MATTER..... MY SON IS AN INFANT SIR, I'M SURE HE DOESN'T CARE.


Okay, Denizens, here's the stupidest part of the entire exchange that I teased yesterday.

As you recall, Ms. Marshall said that her son "dis"...oh, excuse me - "DISAGREES WITH [ME]".  Yet she now  says that her son's an infant,  incapable of cogent thought.

How would you know  your son disagrees with me, Ms. Marshall?  Did you ask him???

"There, there, sweetie...You disagree with that horrible man, don't you...?"

"Goo, goo...ga, ga...THPPPPPPPPPPPPT"

(Better change his diaper, Leslie.)


I DON'T BELIEVE ANYONE IS STUPID


You seem to think that those of us who had a problem with Justin ripping off part of Janet's bodice are stupid, Ms. Marshall.  You seem to want to shout us down until we can no longer be heard.  Why is that, Ms. Marshall?


NOR IS THAT MY POSITION TO JUDGE ONLY GOD'S.


Do you even know what God's judging, Ms. Marshall?  Do you even know the difference between the Greek words for judge (krino) and discern (anakrino, diakrino)?  Again, put that master's degree of yours to use and do some legwork on the issue, will you?

Sheesh.


AND I CERTAINLY DONT' RATE PARENTS OR PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR POLITICAL AFFILIATIONS..


Ohhhhh, I must be an eeeeeeeeevil Republican then - because I do. 


READ YOUR BIBLE..NIETHER DOES GOD.


I read mine enough to know the difference between krino  and anakrino.  Do you?


I RESPECT ALL PEOPLE AND THEIR OPINIONS, EVEN IF I DON'T AGREE.  IT WAS A SHOW


Irrevalant.  Next!!!


RE: A BRIEF EXPOSURE OF A WOMAN'S NIPPLE AT THE SUPERBOWL...REALLY....IS THIS IMPORTANT IN YOUR LIFE?  TERRORISM, HUNGER, DISEASE, ETC.  THOSE ARE PRIORITIES IN MINE.


Okay, sportz fanz, here is probably my numero uno,  head honcho chief complaint against Leslie Marshall and all those like her who don't think it was that big a deal that Janet Jackson popped a breast.

It's called the "big picture", and it's obvious from this blurb of Ms. Marshall's that she, and they, don't have a clue about it.

Ms. Marshall, ask yourself this:  What would have been the reaction 30 years ago if, say, Diahann Carroll had done this on her series "Julia"?  Or 25 years ago if Bern'Nadette Stanis had shown us full-frontal on the series "Good Times"?

You see, Ms. Marshall, you  view what happened Sunday the way a lot of clueless folk see it - as just one isolated incident; it happened; no big deal; no damage; no worries; let's move on.  I  - and a helluva lot of other right-thinkers on this rock - see it as yet another piece of a big honkin' puzzle - a puzzle that's very nearing completion.  That puzzle is the complete, absolute corruption of the American society.

To use the time-honored aphorism, we are on a slippery slope.  It began around the turn of the last century.  Using skiing terminology, we started out on a bunny slope, and the grade has been ever steepening as the decades rolled past.  When Madalyn Murray O'Hare succeeded in throwing God out of the public schools, the grade on the slope turned from level red...to black.  The advent of the so-called "sexual revolution" and the druggie counterculture steepened the grade even further.

Nowadays, whereas the school nurse can't even give a child an aspirin without the parents' express permission...should that child want an abortion, it's "hush hush, let's keep this quiet, no need to tell Mom & Dad we're taking you to Planned Parenthood..." And in certain cases, you didn't tell Dad because he  was the father.

Used to be that the main school problems were talking in class, passing notes and maybe the occasional spitwad.  Now...it's drugs, knives and guns.  More than a few schools across the country now have metal detectors installed.  30 years ago, none did.

25 or 30 years ago, you couldn't have had the Enron debacle.  Now, it's just one of several, not the least of which is cultural icon Martha Stewart accused of illegally dumping her ImClone stock.

25 or 30 years ago, if a man was even accused of child molestation, he was tracked down and severely beaten, even before the trial.  Nowadays, the accused perp rides up in his limo, does his moonwalk and his groupies swoon.

25 or 30 years ago, a lying womanizer like Bill Clinton could not have been elected dogcatcher.  And he managed to lie his way into two terms of occupation of the White House.

Our country's level of morality is pretty much in free fall, Ms. Marshall.  And the jagged rocks below are coming up very  fast.

As they say in skydiving, it's not the fall that'll kill you...it's the impact.


I HAVE A LIFE SIR, AND I MUST GET BACK TO IT.  I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME.  YOUR FUTURE MESSAGES WILL BE BLOCKED AS I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE...


Like I said, Ms. Marshall - if you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

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