spatula city bbs!: 02/04/2004
   

 

 

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Wednesday, February 04, 2004


Fuck the Massa Chews Shits Supreme Court


I wanna make one thing perfectly clear from the outset:  The bastards at the Massa Chews Shits (not-at-all) Supreme Court don't know the first FUCKIN'  thing about what constitutes a marriage.

Got that?

Having said that - you knew this was coming.  We all  knew this was coming.  We just didn't know which shit-for-brains excuse-for-a-state was going to be the one to go over the edge.  We didn't know if it'd be Vermont (YEAGHHHH!!!), Californication or Massa Chews Shits.

Well, now we know.  The same sorry-assed state that gave us Teddy the drunken, fat-assed retarded SOB, Chappaquiddick and John-boy Fuckfaced KetchupAss thinks they're going to allow marriages between limp-wrists to take place and be sanctioned. They're under the impression that, because they  say it's okay, that we'll all just be good little sheep - sheep that they'd like to fuck, maybe? - and go along with what they blather.

Well, they ain't going to be sanctioned here.  I absolutely refuse  to bow down to a bevy of sodomite-loving bullshit artists.

These heterophobic pissweasels spit in our faces at everything we hold dear and sacred.  They have their flaming "Gay Pride" parades, their "Gay Days" at what used  to be a family park (Disney); they're trying to force themselves on us everywhere from our businesses to our baseball stadiums...and when we tell them they're not welcome around us, they scream "HOMOPHOBE!!!!!" and take us to court to get what they can't have by legitimate means.  These bastards don't just want us to tolerate  them - they want our approval.  They want us to say that what they're doing...is okay.  And that's the one  thing that they will never get from me.

I will not, under any circumstances whatsoever, recognize the "marriage" of any set of heterophobes.  Period.  And if there be any legislators in Massa Chews Shits with gray matter in their heads, rather than putrid, green fecal matter, then they'll tell the excuse-for-a-state Supreme Court to shove it up their collective ass.

And that goes for the other  49 states, as well.

Countdown


T minus 17 days and counting...

SpatulaFatwa on Darth Monkeybutt


The Realm is at war.  (Well, a virtual water-balloon war, but we have to do something  to keep tedium at bay... (grin))

The source of the offense is here.  Not for calling me "Lord Flatula" - hell, any troll  can do that - but for his dissing of one of the Realm's primary colors...teal.

MONKEYBONO DELENDA EST!!!!   (grin)


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