Call 'em what they are - criminals

Sticks an' stones may break my bones
But names will never hurt me.

Well, unless you happen to be an illegal alien.

Er, um...an illegal immigrant.

Er, um...an undocumented worker.

Er, um...I think I might have been right the first time.  Criminal.

That's right, Denizens.  These sons-of-bitches who think that they're entitled to everything we have just because they crossed a border behind our back now take exception to being called "illegal immigrants".


"I can't speak for other immigrant groups," activist Jerry Gonzalez told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, "but on behalf of the Latino community, many people I speak to on a day-to-day basis think it serves to dehumanize the person, makes them less than human.  Similar to the way the n-word was used to dehumanize African-Americans."


I can't speak for other Americans, Gonzo, but on behalf of the law-abiding American community, many people with whom I speak think you and sus amigos extranjeros ilegales  should be disparó en la vista.

(Translation: you and your illegal alien friends should be shot on sight.)


Gonzales, who oversees the Georgia Association of Latino Elected Officials, says many Latinos are offended by the labels.


What a freakin' coincidence.  We're  offended simply by the fact that the illegals are even here!!!   How 'bout  that???


"It's easy to dismiss someone when you use a disparaging term such as 'illegal immigrant' or 'illegal alien,'" said Gonzalez.


Yep, certainly is.  Now, if it were only as easy to get rid of their illegal terrorist asses...


The Atlanta daily reports the activist plans to lobby state lawmakers to use the term "undocumented workers" when talking about Mexicans and other foreigners in the U.S. illegally.

"It's a more accurate reflection of people who provide a great deal for the economy," he said.


And pray tell why  the duly elected representatives should do anything  that a maloderous pack of angst-ridden, fucking illegal alien criminal terrorist hyenas  are whining for them to do?  Hm???

More to the point, why should these job-stealing, economy-destroying bastards not  be marched up to the bank on our side of the Rio Grande, then pushed in with a well-placed round from a .38, you fucknozzled little asshatted weasel?

Let's understand something:  If you're not a citizen of this country, and you come across that border without going through the steps that our government has set up to process you and ascertain that you're a potential asset (as opposed to a liability or even a threat), then you are a fuckin' criminal.  In other words, guilty of violating the law that we sent 536 people to Washington, D.C. to ratify.  You are spitting in the face of our President, our Senators, our Congresscritters - and, by extension, us.

(UPDATE: Not to mention those honorable folk - say, for example, Misha - who respected us enough to follow the rules.  If there's anyone  who deserves to be pissed off over this, it's them.)

AND YOU WANT US TO WRING OUR HANDS AND PISS & MOAN OVER WHAT YOU WANT US TO CALL YOUR SMARMY LITTLE PISSPOT ASSES???

Let me make you a counter-proposal:  Bite me, you shitstained little cocksuckers.