Memo to the New Hampshire Demoshits

Yeah, the ones for KetchupAss who were screaming "Bring it on!"

If we ever did  bring it on, chickenshits, you'd piss your pants.

Don't even think  it, assholes.

Kerry wins New Hampshire

Eh.

Jack Paar: 1918 - 2004

Before there was Leno, there was Johnny Carson.

But before there was Carson, there was Jack Paar.

Paar, the original host of The Tonight Show, the grandfather of late-night talk shows, died today at his Greenwich, Connecticut home.  He was 85.

The genre of television owes a great deal to Paar.  He will be missed.

Come pick on someone who'll fight back, Alicia

Well, well, well - looks like Al "Alicia" Franken is trying to take a page outta the ol' Spatula playbook.  The pansy-ass took on a Mad Howie detractor the other day at a New Hampshire rally.


Attending a Howard Dean rally in New Hampshire, unfunny funnyman Al Franken physically assaulted a heckler in the crowd, wrestling him to the ground in a bid to silence him.

"I got down low and took his legs out," Franken boasted to the New York Post afterwards.


Hey, Alicia?  Wonder who would've been going down had you taken on someone who wanted  to kick your fat ass?


"One of the Lyndon LaRouche guys got up and started screaming and yelling," Russert told radioman Don Imus Tuesday morning.

"The press guy for Dean tried to grab onto him and remove him and he couldn't do it. All of a sudden, Al Franken jumped out of the media gallery ran down and grabbed this guy on the leg and started wrestling him to the ground.

"It was unbelievable, He was really into it," the NBC News star said.


Betcha he wouldn't have been so "into it" had the heckler had a nuclear temper and a vicious right cross.

Hey, Alicia! You listening, you fat-assed cowardly cunt?


Missing the irony of his use of violence to silence a heckler, Franken explained, "I'm neutral in this race but I'm for freedom of speech, which means people should be able to assemble and speak without being shouted down."


Tell you what, Alicia, you chickenshit son-of-a-bitch:  Come down here to Texas and try that with me.  Let's see you get "into it" and try to take my  legs out. We'll see what a well-placed elbow drop to the back of your fat-assed neck does for your enthusiam.

C'mon, Alicia, you felching coward!  Come get some!!!