Yes, but would he have survived the fiery furnace...?

Little Howierd Deanie has played the time-honored game of "open mouth, insert foot" once again. (His daily ratio of dumb-assed verbal flaulence is rapidly approaching 1:1, but that's another post).

Now  the same guy who, back on December 16th, said that elections in the South had to stop being "about race, God, guns and gays" is now flaunting his "Christianity" in explaining why he signed a bill giving legal recognition to a practice God specifically outlawed in His word.


Democratic front-runner Howard Dean said Wednesday that his decision as governor to sign the bill legalizing civil unions for gays in Vermont was influenced by his Christian views, as he waded deeper into the growing political, religious and cultural debate over homosexuality and the Bible's view of it.


Dean wouldn't know the Bible's view of homosexuality if it bit him on his scrawny ass - which, eventually, it will  do.


"The overwhelming evidence is that there is very significant, substantial genetic component to it," Dean said in an interview Wednesday. "From a religious point of view, if God had thought homosexuality is a sin, he would not have created gay people."


What. An. Idiot. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...!!! (snort)

Alright, Doctor,  you're the Brainiac - tell me where this "very significant, substantial genetic component" is. Show me the study that points to the one  gene that is 100% confirmed  to determine homosexuality.

Go ahead. I'll wait. (drags out copy of War and Peace )

Let's assume, though, just for the sake of argument, that you're correct and God doesn't  consider homosexuality to be a sin, 'cause He made them.

What about murder? What about adultery? What about stealing? Lying? Obviously, using your "logic" (snicker), God doesn't think those  are sins, either, since He made so damned many of them.

Hell, the de facto  head of your excuse-for-a-Party embodies all of them in one person!!!  Would that make him the Christ,  Doctor Howie?

Eh, dumbfuck???


Dean said he does not often turn to his faith when making policy decisions but cited the civil union bill as a time he did. "My view of Christianity . . . is that the hallmark of being a Christian is to reach out to people who have been left behind," he told reporters Tuesday. "So I think there was a religious aspect to my decision to support civil unions."


I have a feeling you'll have plenty of opportunity to do that in the future, Doctor Howierd.

Say, after the Rapture...

For the love of money...

...is a root of all sorts of evil. (1 Timothy 6:10 - and may God add His blessings to the reading of His word)

As a result of the shenanigans ensuing from my marriage to Steffi the Doublewide Bitch, several credit-card companies currently hate my guts.

I'm currently about $30,000 in the shithole. And unfortunately, there's no TP around.

IOW, bankruptcy looms, and it looms pretty large. It's not a matter of if,  but when.

(No, no pity necessary. I brought this on myself. I'll suffer the consequences. Don't get the wrong impression here.)

To say I could use some money is an understatement. But it would still  be zero excuse for what this desperate little skank pulled:


CLEVELAND - A woman admitted through tears Thursday that she lied about losing the winning ticket for a $162 million lottery prize, saying: "I wanted to win so badly for my kids and my family."

Elecia Battle, 40, is dropping her lawsuit to block payment of the 11-state Mega Millions jackpot to the certified winner, her lawyer Sheldon Starke said.

"I wanted to win," Battle said. "The numbers were so overwhelming. I did buy a ticket and I lost it. I wanted to win so bad for my kids and my family. I apologize."


You'll pardon me if I don't buy that. Sounds more to me like she was looking to make a quicker buck than even the lottery rules permit.


The Cleveland woman had filed a police report saying she lost the ticket, possibly when she dropped her purse outside a convenience store. The lottery dismissed the claim and declared Rebecca Jemison, 34, the winner on Tuesday.

Police Lt. Kevin Nietert said Thursday he expected Battle to be charged with filing a false police report, a misdemeanor punishable by 30 days to six months in jail.


IYAM, that should be only the beginning of her troubles. If I were Rebecca Jemison - the real  lottery winner - I'd enlist the services of my own attorney and sue little Elecia's ass but good. Time to teach these little fucks about the folly of filing frivilous lawsuits.


Battle apologized to her husband, her lawyer and Jemison, saying she wanted to use the money to help her family and recently laid-off Cleveland police officers.

"I'm not a bad person, I'm really not," she said. "Everyone has a past."


Is that so, little Ellie? Let's take a look at yours...


Police and court records show Battle has a criminal history.

While working at a Richmond Heights pharmacy in 1999, Battle used a customer's credit card number to make purchases, police said. She paid a $450 fine for misuse of a credit card, and a 10-day jail sentence was suspended.

Battle was convicted in 2000 in Cleveland Heights of assault for grabbing a drug store clerk's hair and scratching her, according to police records. Battle got a six-month suspended sentence.

She was convicted of criminal trespassing in 2002 and paid restitution of about $1,250, according to South Euclid court records. Fines were suspended because she was indigent.


Not a bad person, eh, Ellie? That's not exactly Girl Scout material, I don't think.

Perhaps a nice long jail sentence, followed by having to file bankruptcy after Ms. Jemison would nail your ass to the legal wall might teach you a lesson.

Certainly nothing the legal system has done to this  point has helped, you stupid bint.

The "right one"

Chris Muir takes time off from making us laugh at Howie Dean to give us Sam's take on who she thinks is the "right one".

Chris - I'll buy her all the mayo she wants. I'm a mustard guy myself. :-)