Memo to the fucktards from Atrios

Yeah, chickenshits, I'm talking to you.

I'm aware that Mike Sutcliffe, aka "Um Yeah", has "invited" you to come over here and "pummel" me.

Go right ahead, nancy-boys. Demoscummic Underground isn't the only spot that can delete posts. I don't have to put up with your bullshit, and rest assured - I won't.

Now, if you really do  wanna come say it to my face, feel free. My address is posted in enough spots on Misha's blog that you should have no problem finding me. You're not gonna be able to take me, but I figure that's your problem, not mine.

Thatisall.

Keep this bastard out of the Hall

Never let it be said that I don't admit it when I'm wrong.

For nearly 15 years, I've been probably the  staunchest defender of one Peter Edward Rose, the greatest hitter of the modern baseball era.

Rose, as you all know, has been banned from baseball for that long because of accusations that he bet, not only on baseball, but on his own team - Taboos Number One and Two of the Great Game, so verboten that they're actually posted in or near every major-league clubhouse.

His accusers were, shall we say, fucknozzles of extremely questionable character - bookies and other such scum. And I've publicly questioned their accusations that Rose bet on baseball while maintaining that Rose belonged in the Hall of Fame.

"Let's get these bastards in a court of law and their hands on a Bible", I'd rant. "Let's get these sons-of-bitches under oath and then  see what they have to say", I'd rave.

And that has been my position on whether Rose belonged in the Hall.

Until today.

For today, Peter Edward Rose has admitted that - yes, Virginia - he did  bet on baseball, though not on his own team.


The former slugger says in his soon-to-be-released autobiography that he hopes the acknowledgment will help end his ban from baseball, which could lead to his induction into the Hall of Fame.


Not as far as I'm  concerned, he shouldn't be. He not only gambled on baseball in clear violation of the rules, he lied about it for nearly 15 years. Such an asshole deserves never to be associated with the Great Game ever again.


Former baseball commissioner Fay Vincent said Sunday: "I think John Dowd is owed a big apology by Rose.

"John is the hero. He did a great job. Now Rose admits John was correct," Vincent said.


John Dowd is owed a big apology from me, too. And I offer it now.

Mr. Dowd, I apologize for doubting your word. I now acknowledge that you were right - Rose bet on baseball, and does not deserve admittance to the Hall.

Oops, she showed her ass again

Well, it looks like our favorite Mouseketeer-turned-porn-queen, Britney, flawlessly executed yet another  stupid-assed stunt over the weekend.

She got married.

Then she had it annuled.


Britney Spears and a childhood friend apparently "took a joke too far" by tying the knot at a wedding chapel after a long night of partying -- and then quickly arranged an annulment.

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But the couple arranged an annulment Saturday afternoon in the presence of several people, including a Las Vegas lawyer, said a source close to Spears who spoke on condition of anonymity. The signed annulment will be filed when the courts open Monday morning, the source said.

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Once filed, the annulment will be assigned to a Family Court judge, Sommermeyer said. If the annulment is uncontested, the judge could approve it in a couple of days or schedule a hearing, he said. The parties could ask to have the case sealed.


Y'know, I wish I were that Family Court judge. First thing I'd do is deny the annulment. Next thing I'd do is find them in contempt, not only for this bullshit stunt they pulled, but for coming into my domain to undo it.

Marriage isn't to be taken lightly, Britney, you trashy little slut. It's for two people who seriously want to spend the rest of their lives together. And it damned  sure ain't a publicity stunt to try and revive your flagging little career.

Vivid Films is always looking for fresh pornstar meat, Britney. Why don't you go apply and get out of our hair?

Shitheaded little tramp...