Find yourself in a hole, you may wanna stop digging

Memo to Michael Jackson's lawyer, Mark Gallegos, or Gulag-ass, or however the Hell™ you pronounce it: You might  consider telling your client to STFU, y'know?


A month after being arrested for multiple, sexual child molestation charges, pop star Michael Jackson continues to sing the same tune: It's OK to sleep with boys.

In his first interview since his Nov. 20 booking at which he posted a $3 million bond and was released, Jackson told CBS News' "60 Minutes" anchor Ed Bradley he sees no harm in sharing his bed with children.


Y'know what, O One-Gloved Wonder? That's what freakin' got you into trouble in the first place!!!


"Why not? If you're going to be a pedophile, if you're going to be Jack the Ripper, if you're going to be a murderer, it's not a good idea. That I am not," he said, according to a preview of the segment set for broadcast Sunday night.


Um, don't suppose it's occured to you that the State of California might - oh, I dunno - disagree  slightly?


"It's what the whole world should do," Jackson told interviewer Martin Bashir on the Granada television program, "Living With Michael Jackson," according to a London Times account. Granada is one of the largest independent television companies in the United Kingdom.


No, Jacko, it's not  "what the whole world should do". We here in Reality™ get along just fine without doing shit like that.

We also  don't let our children grow up on TV. And I'm starting to wish very badly that M/M Joe Jackson hadn't let theirs  do it, either...


Although he claimed only "very few" boys had actually stayed in his bed, Jackson strongly defended the practice, saying: "Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do, is to share your bed with someone."


And parents who should know better  still allowed their children to go over there after he admitted this.

Proving yet again, of course, that California is still the Cereal State - fruits, nuts and flakes...