In the beginning, Darwin...?

Over in the Empire, they're having their quasi-monthly debate about the way Darwin wishes it had been done (Evolution!!! All Hail!!!) versus the way God actually did it (Creationism).

For the record, it is my opinion - well, I've got the Creator on my side about this, but still - that Evolution (All Hail!!!) is a theory...and a piss-poor one at that.

Evolution can be thoroughly debunked by asking one question: Show us the species that morphed into a completely different species, absolutely different from the other. In other words, show us the frog that turned itself into a bird.

No one has. No one ever will. And that's because no one can. Evolution is a crock of shit. That's all it ever was. That's all it ever will be. Try proving it to your heart's content; you never will.

Period, end of sentence, topic and discussion.