Bastards & sluts against Bush

By now you've heard of a site called "Babes Against Bush" (no, I'm not linking to it; it's at www.babesagainstbush.com, and if you wanna see it that bad, you do the legwork). They're selling a cheesecake calendar - and they're really not that great-looking, if you ask me - for the purpose of raising money in their pathetic attempt to unseat Dubya in '04.

A "representative" (actually, she was Miss November and her name was Melanie or somesuch) made an absolute fool of herself on Hannity's radio show today. She couldn't even identify who the Veep was. A complete ditzoid, that one

Well, the head dick honcho at the place was on Hannity & Colmes and publicly - yeah, on the air - accused Hannity of being on crack, amongst several other choice comments, after Hannity smirked about the incident on the show.

So let me be the first to throw down the gauntlet.

David whatever-your-name-is, pansy-ass - whyn't you come accuse me of being on crack, seeing as I  know who Dick Cheney is?

I'll tell you why: Because, whereas Hannity is too nice to plant your smarmy little pisspot ass on the concrete...I'm not.

So bring it on, chump. You might wanna get those 12 sluts on your calendar to be human shields for you, asshole.


UPDATE: This pansy-ass' name is David Livingston, and he called Hannity a liar, point-blank, three times on the show last night, as well as accusing him of being on drugs.

Livingston, any time you wanna say shit like that to my  face, you just let me know, limp-wrist. I'm serious - you don't have the balls to get in my face and say that.

This is the best they could come up with?

The Bush visit to Iraq on Thanksgiving looks like it's having a damn sight more impact than first believed.

I mean, we figured there'd be a bump in the polls. We figured that the Donks would be steamed and accuse the Administration of playing politics with this, that all Bush was doing was trying to manufacture votes from the Great Unwashed (that's the Fourth Estate's equivalent of the Uninitiated, Denizens).

But this is now looking like the Mother of all Coups. This is Shaq running over Shawn Bradley in the paint, throwing down a backboard-shattering dunk, and  getting Bradley called for the foul, plus the technical called on Bradley when he whines about it. This is Emmitt Smith running for the touchdown against the Baylor defense, then  having Baylor called for unnecessary roughness on the tackle, plus an unsportsmanlike conduct and having both  penalties enforced on the two-point conversion.

The Donks went to their spinmeisters, begged them to come up with a criticism of the Bush visit...and got handed this.

"The turkey wasn't real, it was only a prop!!! Bush lied - turkeys didn't die!!!"

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! (snort!)


(Credit - if you want to call it that - goes to the Washington Pissed...er, um, Post. (grin))

Bush's standing rose in a poll conducted immediately after the trip. Administration officials said the presidential stop provided a morale boost that troops in Iraq are still talking about, and helped reassure Iraqis about U.S. intentions.

Nevertheless, the foray has opened new credibility questions for a White House that has dealt with issues as small as who placed the "Mission Accomplished" banner aboard the aircraft carrier Bush used to proclaim the end of major combat operations in Iraq, and as major as assertions about Saddam Hussein's arsenal of unconventional weapons and his ability to threaten the United States.


No, it hasn't "opened new credibility questions" for this White House, you dolts. You only wish  it did.

The fact is that Bush has just, to utilize a tennis analogy, aced you and your masters' asses off the court. Bush is going to thoroughly whip the ass of whichever Demoscum opposes him in November, and that just sticks in your pathetic little craw, doesn't it, morons???

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...! (snort)

(Oh, and for those who were wondering...the turkey was  real...heh...heh...heh...)