Happy Thanksgiving, Denizens

'Tis the Day of the Turkey today - and we once again give thanks that Benjamin Franklin was voted down when he wanted to make it the national bird. (chuckle)

It's a Spatula City BBS! tradition that I run a Thanksgiving column today. That column can be found here.

Enjoy your day, guys. Thanks be to God for His bountiful blessings which He has given us.

Thatisall.

UPDATE: Add to that list "any team that kicks the Miami Dolphins' ass." Especially Jay Fiedler, Ricky "Limp-Wrist" Williams and Chris Chambers.

Chambers, you're damned lucky I don't play. You dunk on the crossbar in front of me,  I take your smarmy little pisspot ass out at the knees. I'd make you ask yourself if showing your ass was worth missing the rest of the season with a blown ACL.

Son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch...