Bubbles ain't gonna save him this time...

In 1993 & 1994, the One-Gloved Wonder, Michael Jackson, was investigated for a possible charge of child molestation. He got out of it with a fairly hefty payment to his accuser. I'm not gonna say bribe,  as I have no direct evidence of such, but you get the idea.

But, to quote the old aphorism, "where there's smoke...there's fire".

Professor "Hee-Hee" has a warrant out for his arrest:


Authorities issued a warrant for Michael Jackson's arrest on charges of molesting a child and asked the pop superstar Wednesday to turn himself in and surrender his passport.

"Get over here and get checked in," District Attorney Thomas W. Sneddon Jr. said at a news conference.


Sounds to me like King One-Glove just landed on the "Go To Jail" square of Neverland Monopoly. (chuckle)