Tom Tomorrow: Chickenshit

Dan Perkins (hereinafter known as "Perkynipples") is a damnfool who, in addition to being a pathetic excuse-for-a-blogger, pretends to be a comic-strip writer. His maniacal diatribe is entitled "This Modern World", and his pisspot nom de plume   is "Tom Tomorrow".

Seems that Tommy-boy Tomorrow has his knickers in a wad over us warbloggers in the Blogosphere:


While others risked their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan, he fought bravely on the battlefield of the INTERNET!


And then he proceeds to utter the appeaseniks' favorite mantra:


Hey moron, if you think the war is such a good idea, why don't you enlist??


Okay, listen up, Tommy-boy, you cowardly little jism-licker: In 1991, I went to enlist in the United States Navy.

They turned me down. They weren't so concerned with the fact that I weigh more than I should - hell, basic would've taken care of that - but my feet resemble the general shape of Rachel "St. Pancake" Corrie - in other words, you son-of-a-crack-whore-bitch, I couldn't   get in because my feet are flat!

And there are plenty   of other warbloggers who have   served, you lame-assed shitstain. Whether you choose to admit it or not, coward, you've insulted them, too.

So here's some free medical advice, assmunch: Don't get within five feet of any of us. Do so, and we'll be only so happy to plant your smarmy ass on the concrete.

ESAD, Alabama

Just when I was about to start feeling sorry for Alabama, with them losing Dennis the Mercenary (note to self: add that   to the glossary, too) to Texas Assclowns & Maggots...

...they pull a crock o' shit out of their asses like this, denying a citizen of this country his First Amendment rights:


Alabama's nine-member Court of the Judiciary removed Roy Moore from his position as chief justice today for defiance of a federal judge's order to move his Ten Commandments monument from the rotunda of the state courthouse.


Thus proving that the so-called "Court" is more concerned about the rule of the ACLU and a pansy-assed excuse-for-a-federal judge than it is about the rule of law.


With a unanimous vote, the panel concluded Moore violated judicial ethical standards and removed him halfway through his six-year elected term.


This is what I mean about "ethics" versus "morals". "Ethics" are what the Christian-hating Left use to try and beat us right-thinkers over the head.

This is why Christ said that the Sabbath was made for man, rather than man being made for the Sabbath. He could just as easily said "the Law".


"This court hereby orders that Roy S. Moore be removed from his position as chief justice of the Supreme Court of Alabama," said Presiding Judge William Thompson. "The chief justice showed no signs of contrition for his actions."


Nor should he Thompson, you fucknugget. Judge Moore violated no law - certainly not the one you fantasize about.


But Moore said, without elaboration, according to the Associated Press, he had consulted with attorneys and with political and religious leaders and would make an announcement next week that "could alter the course of this country."


I hope he not only appeals, but sues not only the state of Alabama, but the bastards who removed him - personally.



A recent poll indicated 79 percent of Alabamians want Moore to complete his term as chief justice, which expires in 2006.


Let's hope they remember that when they go throw out the assnuggets who perpetrated this crock of shit today.

By any means necessary.

Happy Birthday, Terri Cox

For the two or three of you who might care, today is the 41st birthday of a woman named Terri Cox.

Terri and I were classmates in first grade; never saw her after that. But I remember her birthday as if it were my own.

Which will become painfully evident when I tell you how I can remember Terri's birthday so well...tomorrow. (grin)

Make hers a double

As most of you know by now, I "suspended" our guest troll Homorrhoid for daring to cross me when I told her I wasn't going to put up with her bullshit in a certain thread.

Well, now the pisspot is going on Misha's blog and bitching about it.

So, like any parent who's been sassed by a little punk, I'm not going to take it sitting down.

Homorrhoid, your suspension is now two weeks.  No, Bogsplat doesn't have the means to lock down a subnet, but I keep a very  close eye on my comments section - and your comments will now be deleted for the next ten  days, instead of just until this coming Monday like I'd intended.

Enjoy your vacation, dumbass.