Him speaketh with forked tongue...

From the Department of WTF?, our Esteemed Christian (?) President Shrubya seems to have suddenly developed a severe case of politicianitis.

(Note to self: Add "politicianitis" to the Glossary.)

Polticianitis occurs when a heretofore straight-talking (or presumed  to be straight-talking) public servant gets caught speaking from both sides of his mouth. Career politicians such as Ted "Chappaquiddick" Kennedy and the Duchess Hilarious! are immune, as they are carriers.

(Note to self: Update Glossary to reflect that Hilarious! is no longer Queen. Further update Glossary to reflect that this also demotes Uglo from Princess to Lady-in-Perpetual-Waiting, as no Real Man would ever give her a second glance. Send note to Homorrhoid that Uglo is probably available.)

Anyway, President Waffleya got his ass caught pontificating positively on the institution of marriage, and then subsequently praising the bastard limp-wrists who want to destroy it:


Not long after he endorsed "Marriage Protection Week," President Bush sent a letter of congratulations to a denomination founded by homosexual activists that performs more than 6,000 same-sex "weddings" each year.

The president wrote to the founding congregation in Los Angeles of the Metropolitan Community Churches, led by leading homosexual activist Rev. Troy D. Perry, on the occasion of its 35th anniversary.


35 years of shaking their collective fist in God's face, and Waffleya gives 'em a fuckin' medal. And when this country eventually gets brought to its knees, we're gonna just stand there with dumb-assed looks on our faces and wonder why.


"By encouraging the celebration of faith and sharing of God's love and boundless mercy, churches like yours put hope in people's hearts and a sense of purpose in their lives," Bush said in his Oct. 14 missive. "This milestone provides an opportunity to reflect on your years of service and to rejoice in God's faithfulness to your congregation."

Just prior to sending that letter, however, Bush issued a proclamation endorsing an effort to defend the traditional family in response to an increasingly powerful homosexual lobby intent on establishing a right to same-sex "marriage."

The president wrote in his proclamation, "Marriage is a sacred institution, and its protection is essential to the continued strength of our society. Marriage Protection Week provides an opportunity to focus our efforts on preserving the sanctity of marriage and on building strong and healthy marriages in America."


Four words, Waffleya: Make. Up. Your. Mind.

There is no way in Hell™ that this excuse-for-a-church serves the God of creation; the God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob; the God who sent his Son, the Lord Jesus Christ to die for our sins.

No. Way. In. Hell™. Don't even  connect them with anything remotely  related to serving God. As your predecessor in Texas used to say, Waffleya, "that dog won't hunt".


The Metropolitan Community Churches' Perry said he was alarmed at Bush's proclamation.

"President Bush was wrong in his endorsement of a week dedicated to denying equal rights to gays and lesbians," he said, according to the website 365gay.com. "And while we appreciate the sentiments he expressed on MCC's anniversary, the president has sent a very mixed message that makes his effusive praise of MCC's 35th anniversary all the more puzzling."


No, heterophobe, what Waffleya was wrong about was: 1) recognizing you as a church (you're not) and 2) crediting you for serving God.


As WorldNetDaily reported, Perry is challenging U.S. courts to recognize his same-sex "marriage," which was granted in Ontario in July after a provincial court ruled Canada's ban is unconstitutional.

He has launched a campaign to ensure the bond is recognized in his home country.

"I don't care what the U.S. government says. My partner, Phillip, and I are legally married under Canadian law," Perry said after his ceremony.

"We've put our nation on notice: We're coming home and we are legally married," he added.


Not here you're not, limp-wrist. Unlike CaNorkAdia, we  still have at least a little bit of backbone when it comes to such matters.


Perry, who says he and his partner are "missionaries for marriage equality," is encouraging thousands of same-sex couples to follow their lead and head to Canada.


Y'know, sodomite, some  missionaries die on the mission field...


The president's marriage proclamation also was rebuked by the leading homosexual-advocacy group, the Human Rights Campaign.

"It is reprehensible for a president who claims to be compassionate to pander to a coalition of extremist groups by joining their assault on gay families," said Elizabeth Birch, HRC's executive director.


What's reprehensible is that you would have the balls to associate the concept of family  with the word "gay" - a word you also misappropriated for your own twisted, perverted use.


"The American people want to see politicians in Washington concentrating on the real threats to our families – an unstable economy


Fixing it, limp-wrist.


high unemployment rates


Going down even as we speak.

No, not that  definition of "going down", assmunch.


and uncertainty in Iraq


Tell you what: Keep your Demoscum butt-buddies off our backs for awhile, and we'll solve your little Iraq problem for you.


not guaranteeing that same-sex couples are left without more than 1,000 rights, responsibilities and protections under federal law."


You already have the same exact rights, responsibilities I do. I  can't marry anyone of my own gender, either. (snicker)


Ed Vitagliano, spokesman for the American Family Association, had the same question.

"I'm disappointed, because this is politics as usual," he told WorldNetDaily. "This is speaking out of both sides of your mouth. This is playing to two groups at the same time who are really after two different things – who uphold two completely different worldviews."


Spot-on, Ed.

There's an email that makes the rounds from time to time about how we're "fortunate" to have a "Chrisitan" in the White House.

This is People's Exhibit Number One as to how we don't.  And it makes me wonder what the difference would be between Waffleya and any of the Demoscummic candidates. I mean, at least you know they're  a bunch of Christian-hating bigots. I much prefer having my enemy in front of me, rather than trying to pat me on the back with a dagger in his hand...