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Tuesday, October 21, 2003


Schiavo update


Terri Schiavo still has a chance.

The Florida Legislature played the role of the cavalry coming over the hill in the nick of time, passing legislation that will allow Jeb Bush to intervene and require the reinsertion of Terri's feeding tube. Bush has since signed this legislation.

If Michael Schiavo, his fucknozzled attorney and/or that hospice act to try and thwart the will of the people, they should be shot on sight.

Seriously. No court in America will convict anyone who acts to defend that helpless woman. Go for it, Floridians!


UPDATE: Libertarian asshat Neil Boortz claims that pro-lifers in Florida are "using" Terri - yea, even "torturing" her - to further their own agenda.

Fuck you, Boortz. Assholes like you are exactly  why I'm a conservative and not  a Libertarian...

You're damned  right that we in the pro-life movement are celebrating. That's because the Nazi-like pro-deathers like you have been stopped one more time from forcing your lack of morals on the rest of us...

"Guess that's why God gave us two..."


Frank J. has his latest "In My World" up.

Oh...Spew Warning. Now, go read it.

And the latest candidate for the Darwin Awards is...


...this dumb-assed moron:


NEW YORK - A 14-year-old boy who was "surfing" on the roof of a subway train was killed when his head struck an overhead beam and he fell to the tracks.

Eric Alvarez of Harlem was found dead on the tracks between two stations in lower Manhattan at about 4:45 p.m. Monday, said Detective Carolyn Chew.

While Alvarez was riding home from school, his friends dared him to climb to the top of the train, a practice known as "subway surfing," said Marisa Balde, a spokeswoman for New York City Transit.



"If your friends all jumped off the Empire State Building, would you jump off it, too???"

"Awwww, Mommmmmmmmm...!"


He apparently had climbed the rear of a car and had reached the top when his head struck a steel beam in the ceiling of the subway tunnel, Balde said.

Another train ran over the tracks where Alvarez had fallen. Initially, it appeared that the second train killed him, but investigations showed that he probably died of head injuries and the impact of his fall, Balde said.

Alvarez was described as a computer whiz.



That's the problem with most geeks: Plenty of logic, little common sense.


He "was extremely smart, too smart for that happened to him," an aunt, Haydee Alvarez, told the New York Post.


Uh, Haydee, honey? He wasn't too smart to turn down a dare from his mush-brained "friends", was he?

Stupid loon...


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