Flori-duh court system - The Godfather: The Next Generation

[Ed. note: Didn't have time to reach into the Grab Bag yesterday, sorry.]

I was all ready to relax, watch the Cowboys (who didn't start off too well, but came back very nicely, thank you) and get ready for yet another week of pursuing my life's work: Pissing off as many liberals as I can.

But something's been bothering me for a few days now, and I find I can no longer remain silent about it. And it involves - surprise, surprise - the New Mafia known as the Flori-duh court system.

Now, it was bad enough that these sorry-assed excuses-for-judges were absolutely clueless as to the workings, not only of the United States Constitution, but also of its election system. This was ably demonstrated by the US Supreme Court's 7-2 (that's seven-to-two, you liberal morons, not  5-4 like you've been bleating for the last 3 years) decision to overturn the Florida court's half-assed decision to allow selective recounts that would help the candidate for whom they voted - Gore.

But what they're doing now should serve as proof positive that they need to be removed from their high horses - by, as Malcolm X used to say, "any means necessary".

Now they think that they're God, empowered to say who lives and who dies, as witnessed by their calloused decision to starve Terri Schiavo to death.

Terri Schiavo collapsed 13 years ago under very mysterious circumstances. Since then, she has resided at a hospice in Plant City, Florida. She breathes on her own, and regulates her own blood pressure, but must be nourished and hydrated through a feeding tube.

For the last five years, Terri's sorry-assed excuse-for-a-husband has been fighting Terri's parents to get that tube removed.

Yes, removed.  Terri's parents want to take care of her - they've pleaded with the courts and Florida governor Jeb "Little Shrub" Bush to allow Terri to live and to remand her into their care. But this fucking bastard Michael Schiavo has been fighting them tooth-and-nail on it. He's trying to make the half-assed claim that Terri didn't want to be kept alive by artificial means, and that she's in a "persistent vegetative state" and should be allowed to die.

Folks, I've seen a "persistent vegetative state" I've seen the late Peggy Railey, whose ex-husband - former Methodist minister Walker Railey - was strongly suspected of putting Peggy in that state as the result of a vicious attack. Terri Schiavo is not  in a "persistent vegetative state".

A video exists showing Terri becoming extremely agitated and attempting to bolt from her chair (atrophied muscles prevented this) when told of the courts' and His Tumblefuckedness' plan to remove the feeding tube and deliberately starve her to death.

"Persistent vegetative state"?

This is what I think happened: 13 years ago, Michael Schiavo tried to kill his wife, but failed, leaving her in her current condition. He's scared shitless that, if Terri regains sufficient cognitive skills, she will identify him as her attacker, and doom him to the rest of his life in prison. Thus, he's trying desperately to eliminate the last remaining witness against him - and he's engaged the services of the New Flori-duh Mafia to assist him.

Terri Schiavo should be allowed to live. It's Michael  Schiavo who should be beaten into a "persistent vegetative state", then starved to death. At the very least, this pathetic son-of-a-bitch should be the proud recipient of a bullet through the head.

And those bastards on the Flori-duh Supreme Court would be well-advised to take guns to their own heads and do likewise. They're not any more deserving of life than Michael the Fuckwitted Asshat.

And if the Little Shrub doesn't lift a finger to help this helpless young lady, then no bastard with the name of Bush should ever  be allowed to hold office ever again. And that includes the one at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.