All together now...ana one, ana two, ana...

Okay, comments are back up.

Fire away. (grin)

Well, at least we know where they get some of those defense schemes...

From the "Are We Sure He Isn't Brain-Dead So He Can Qualify For Darwin" department comes this news item from Houston:


A Houston attorney who appeared in court last week to represent a client has found himself in need of legal representation.

Stanley Duane Wilkinson, 53, has been charged with possession of a controlled substance after a bailiff said he saw a small plastic bag containing what turned out to be cocaine residue fall from the lawyer's jacket pocket, the Houston Chronicle reported in Tuesday's editions.

Wilkinson was in state District Judge Mark Ellis' courtroom where he was representing a client who planned to enter a guilty plea, according to a criminal complaint. Ellis' staff has said the judge will recuse himself from that case.


Yeah, because he was too busy laughing his ass off...

Sheesh...

Religion of Peace?

As most of you know, I have a beautiful baby boy.

Eventually he's gonna grow up and marry a nice Christian girl.

I hope. :-)

But, regardless, if he ultimately decides to marry someone of whom I don't approve...well, that means his mother will probably love the girl, but I digress...if his choice of wife doesn't meet with my okay, at least I won't do this to him...


A Muslim Kurdish refugee living in the UK was sentenced to life in prison today after being convicted of murdering his 16-year-old daughter because she had started a relationship with a Lebanese Christian boy and had become too "westernized."


Well, Cthulu knows what corruption might have come out of that coupling, eh? The girl might have...oh, let's see...become a responsible member of society, learned to think for herself...and, Allah forbid, actually learn the truth about who Jesus was and decide to follow Him!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!


By stabbing his daughter in the neck, Abdalla Yones, 48, was performing what in the Muslim world is considered an "honor killing," an attack on a relative who has brought shame to the family. The murder occurred in the family's home in Acton, West London, according to the London Times.


I want you people to remember - this is the Religion of Peace, according to that renowned expert on the world's religions, President George Waffle Bush.

Yeah..."Religion of Peace" except when we choose not to subscribe thereto...


The paper reported Yones asked the judge to be executed for what the killer described as his "appalling" crime, but Judge Neil Denison told him he did not have the power to do so.


No? Well, just extradite him over here to the United States. I bet I can find plenty of folks with not only the power, but the balls to do so...


Police believe there were 12 "honor killings" in the UK last year, and the Times reports officials are investigating members of the Muslim community who may have covered up such deaths.


Remember, folks - this is the "Religion of Peace". This is an honorable religion, yep.


According to the paper, Heshu Yones was found in the family apartment bathroom last October with a twisted kitchen knife protruding from her neck. The girl reportedly planned to run away from home after beginning an affair with her Christian boyfriend.


"Oh, Allah!!! How could she?!?!? After all the beatings for her own good I've given her, after I made her wear that burqua for her own good, after I denied her the chance to educate herself or get a job to protect her, how could she go with that infidel boy who doesn't do any of those things...!"


The Times says the girl's father is the first to plead guilty to an "honor killing" in Britain.

"This is, in any view, a tragic story arising out of irreconcilable cultural differences between traditional Kurdish values and the values of western society," Denison said today, according to the report.


"Cultural differences", my ass. What this amounts to is child abuse, pure and simple. Where's Britain's equivalent of Child Protective when you really need them???

Oh, silly me. That's right. We must respect these other religions, these "cultural differences", because we're pluralistic...we're tolerant...we're non-judgemental.

That is, except when the religion is Christianity, right? I mean, the girl was savaged because she'd committed the capital offense of falling in love with a (gasp!!!) Christian, y'know...


Police say Yones slashed his wrist and jumped from a 25-foot balcony in an attempt to take his own life after killing his daughter.


Yeah, like the true coward he is. I just bet he had a stiffy for his 72 virgins right about then, that's what that was...


The paper quotes prosecutor John McGuinness as saying, "Her father, a strict Muslim, did not approve of her western lifestyle. She wanted to be with her friends and use a mobile phone quite often.


In other words...she wanted to be a normal girl. Oh, chakras forbid!!!


"There was tension at home particularly with her father. He was not happy with her lifestyle and wanted her to live within the Muslim religion and cultural traditions."


Remember, now...this is the "Religion of Peace" about which we speak, okay?


Letters the girl had written that were presented in the case included evidence of domestic violence against her.

"Hey, for an older man you have a good strong punch and kick. I hope you enjoyed testing your strength on me, it was fun being on the receiving end. Well done," one letter written by the teen said.


Yeah, I'll bet those were written of free will...about as free as being threatened with a hot poker if she didn't write that.


Memo to you asshatted anti-Christian bigots: Next time you want to accuse us of "imposing our religion" or some other similar bullshit, just remember this: We don't stab people in the neck when they want to do this sort of thing. We're a helluva lot more tolerant than you pluralistic, multicultural dumbfucks ever thought of being, so next time you wanna accuse us of being intolerant, you can take your multiculturalism, your pluralism...turn it sideways and shove it up your collective ass.

Bastards...

Keep your comments to yourself...

Got an email this morning from BlogSpeak, the guys who administer my comments applet.

Seems like someone was taking advantage of a piece of code in the applet, and dropping virii and spybot shit therein. What it would do is hijack your browser, take you to another site and plant a bug in your box.

Harry (the BlogSpeak guy) isn't going to be able to fix this until tonight, so we may be without comments for the day.

If you have something you wanna say, just use the link at the top to email me, and I'll see to it.

Thanks.

Not bad, Chris, but can we see more cleavage...?

As you all know, from time to time I point out Chris Muir's Day by Day cartoon here on this page, and today he has one that got my heart a-jumpin'...

Link's up there - go check it out.

Oh, and Chris? Can you make Sam's hoop skirt into a pair of fishnets...? mhehhehheh...