HTML wars, part II

If the appearance of the blog looked a little...off...for a few days...well, I figured out why.

You might have noticed that the archive links were waaaaaay down at the bottom of the page. Turns out that the font for the word "archives!!!" was a little large. Downsizing it appears to have solved the problem.

And I wouldn't have noticed it, normally. I employ a color scheme on my computers that makes the page look different for me that it might for you. When I shifted out of that scheme for a minute, that's when I saw the problem.

Anyway, things should be fixed. For now. (rolls eyes)

alt.general.weasely.die.die.die

Everyone else, it seems, is taking their shots at General Weasely Clark, so I thought I'd get in on the fun...


Gen. Wesley Clark, told a New Hampshire audience Friday night he had only fired one person in his life. On Saturday he said he wanted to fire a second person: Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld.


Oh, I bet the prospect - remote as it is - just gives him a little stiffy, doesn't it?

Thankfully, Weasely, you're not going to get the chance.


When asked at a house party on the Seacoast about what he would do in Iraq if elected president today, he was met with applause when he said, "First of all I would change the Secretary of Defense. Then I would go to the commanders of the ground and go to Iraq myself personally and I would develop an exit strategy that gives us a success and lets us downsize our commitment there."


In other words, he'd paint targets on their backs and announce to the Wahhabis, "We're leaving now, pleeeeez be nice and don't shoot us any more, pleeeeeez?"

I got a better idea: Why don't we just take those who are shooting the RPGs at us, and napalm them? Then we take anyone wearing a bomb jacket and rip 'em apart with an AK-47. Then repeat as necessary.


[...]

"So when I got out of the military and into business I looked at both parties,"


Translation: "I looked at the Republicans and realized I don't have a snowball's chance in hell of beating Bush in the primaries. Then I looked at the slimy swamp called the Democrats, held my nose and jumped in."


Clark explained to the crowd on why he was a Democrat. "I talked to Condoleeza Rice right away. I found out I didn't like her view on foreign policy. She said American troops shouldn't do peacekeeping they should do real fighting.


As opposed to Clarkie's vision for the military, which is to provide Meals on Wheels for Haitians, Bosnians and Serbs.

How in the Sam Hell(tm) did this flotsam make general? What the fuck were they smoking when they decided to promote him?


But she is an academic, what does she know?


A helluva lot more than you do, Weasely, apparently.


I've been on the front lines. I tried to explain it to her. She let me know she was going to be in charge.


Hate to tell you this, Clarkie baby, but that's the way the military works in this country. It's under civilian control - a concept you apparently have had a hard time mastering. Perhaps if you took a remedial course...



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But I knew what the Republican Party was like and I couldn't identify with that party.


Thanks be to God.


They are the party that when I was commanding in Kosovo, they were the party led by Tom Delay against our airman who were in the skies over Yugoslavia taking fire from Serb anti-aircraft and this party voted against them.


What we were voting against, asswipe, was an excuse-for-a-president who only waged battles in order to keep people distracted from the fact that he was diddling interns and raping supporters' spouses.


They claimed they weren't. They claimed they were voting against just a policy, but I read what they said. They wanted the policy to fail. They didn't have a vision. They didn't understand what America was about.


America sure as Hell(tm) isn't about starting "Wag the Dog" wars and providing "Meals on Wheels", you dumb son-of-a-bitch. It's about liberty, freedom and protecting it from all enemies, foreign and domestic.

Seems like you've forgotten that, somehow. Then again, you're the puppet of Kaiser Wilhelm von Slickmeister and the Queen Bitch anyway, and they never knew what the military was for in the first place.


They put their interest of the party above the interest of the party.


Oh, that was profound, Weasely. Did you make that up all by yourself, or did you have help?


I'll never put the interest of the party above the interest of the country."

You already have, assmunch. You know, we know it, so there's no further need to lie about it.


[...]

"I never say the same thing every day," he told a supporter in New Castle. "I grow every day."


Yeah. So does cancer.


[...]

Terry Evans, of Windham, said she worked for Rep. Dick Gephardt in the early 1970s, but said Saturday afternoon that she was still undecided, but she was leaning toward Clark.

Evans said after the rally that Clark's position as a political newcomer and his NATO command were contributing factors in her swaying support, adding that "he's definitely the best looking candidate the Democrats have."


Then we might as well start making plans for the second Bush inauguration, mheh...

Hypocrisy, thy name is Judge...

Well, well, well - what do we have here?

You did hear about the 2nd dumbfuck judge up in Denver who declared the "Do-Not-Call" registry to be unconstitutional, right?

Well, it turns out that, in July, the bastard put his own number on the list.


U.S. District Judge Edward Nottingham's number was added in July to the registry, which was designed to block telemarketers' calls.

It wasn't clear whether Judge Nottingham registered the number or knew it had been registered. A call to the office Saturday was not immediately returned.


Well, if the douchebag isn't clairvoyant and doesn't even know he's going to hear the case in July, what do you think?

I think that this elitist buttmunch needs a couple of hot pokers up the ass...