Don't let the door hit you in yer fat asses on the way out...

...see, we paid a lot for the door.

Y'know, I've never really been a fan of the country music genre. My tastes run towards rock 'n roll, albeit without the drugs and the maggot infestations.

But my estimation of country music has just gone up several notches. It would seem that country music, in not so many words, has told the Ditzy Bints they've worn out their welcome:


The Dixie Chicks say they don't want to be a country music band any more.


How appropriate, 'cause they were never a "country music band" in the first place - just three claustrophobic dumb-shit trailer-park queens who thought it was cute that "Earl had to die".


Violinist Martie Maguire told Spiegel magazine: "We don't feel part of the country scene any longer, it can't be our home any more."


Gee, trollop, you don't suppose that maybe your bitching about President Bush had anything to do with that, do you? Or could it have been the Fat Broad's subsequent t-shirt that had "F.U.T.K" splashed all over the front - as if anyone really couldn't guess that you bitches wanted to tell Toby Keith what to go do with himself?


She said she was disappointed other country singers didn't back up the Dixie Chicks in their criticism of George W Bush's politics on Iraq.


Awwwwww, po' widdle babies. Maybe it's because "other country singers" actually love their country, y'think? Maybe "other country singers" have more brains than to go away overseas and badmouth the President during a time of war?

Naw, couldn't be that simple.


"A few weeks ago, Merle Haggard said a couple of nice words about us, but that was it," Maguire complained.


Merle Haggard is a senile old has-been fool. Kinda like Willie Nelson, although at least Willie's had a hit recently.

Okay, it was Toby's hit, but still...


"The support we got came from others, like Bruce Springsteen."


Well, we certainly know Springsteen's got his act together, don't we? Just ask Julianne Phillips, the beautiful babe Springsteen dumped for a Noo Joisey bimbo with a few thousand miles on her...


Going home empty-handed from the Country Awards ceremony also made them decide to break with the scene, Maguire said.


Well, y'see, little ditzoid, you generally have to have talent to win those things; they're not just given away, y'know...Or maybe they are in your little world - I wouldn't know.


"Instead, we won three Grammys against much stronger competition.


John Mayer. Marilyn Manson. Coldplay. Nickelback. Yeah, legends all...


"So we now consider ourselves part of the big Rock 'n' Roll family."


Yeah, you'll fit right in with all the other freaks.

Stupid bitches...

Spare the rod, spoil the child?

See Jane.

See Jane screw around.

See Jane get pregnant.

See Jane panic.

See Jane go to Planned Parenthood.

See Planned Parenthood prescribe RU-486 for Jane.

See Jane take RU-486 in an attempt at a "do-it-yourself" abortion.

See Jane die.

Yeah, tell me again how this concept of "choice" is supposed to be good for women? Tell me again how it's supposed to be safe, legal and rare?

Tell me again why these bastards at Planned Parenthood shouldn't be taken out back and had a D&C done on them?


UPDATE: Misha has a piece regarding this and parental notification that you really ought to read.

Lookin' bad for fans of Brandi's sports bra...

Normally, I don't give a fat rat's ass about women's sports. The only contest I wanna see women doing is a bikini contest, mheh.

That said, I took note of the US soccer women's win over Sweden yesterday, if only for the side note that Brandi Chastain, the Tatu wannabe (if you don't know indoor soccer, it'd take too long to explain), broke her foot and is out for at least the first round, perhaps longer.

This is bad news for those fans of her sports bra. I don't give a rip, 'cause she could've taken that off, too, and I'd've thought she was a longhaired boy...