Feed this son-of-a-bitch to the lions...

Back in the days of the Roman Empire, they would feed the Christians to the lions. Literally.

This son-of-a-bitch from PETA is the poster child for bringing back the practice - using the PETA shitstains as the food:


Forget the horrific injuries Roy Horn of Siegfried & Roy sustained when he was mauled this past weekend...

[A 7-year-old male white Bengal tiger named Montecore missed the food Roy was proffering, and bit Roy's hand, whereupon Roy fell down, and the Tiger attacked him, which a tiger will do if you are in that position. Roy then hit him on the nose with the microphone to get the tiger off of him. Reports had said that Roy tapped Montecore on the nose after the tiger had disobeyed a "sit" command. The audience thought it was all part of the show.]

And forget the fact that Roy was in the critical care unit at the hospital at the time... 


Okay, guys, got that? A well-respected performer for decades, lying in a hospital bed near death after having to defend himself against a vicious tiger, armed with nothing more than a flimsy microphone.

The limp-wristed, cowardly motherfuckers at PETA then committed an act of true courage. Real examples of bravery, these PETA assnuggets:


People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals went ahead and faxed a letter to Horn's hospital bed, urging Siegfried and Roy to retire their animals and build a sanctuary for them. 


Yeah, you sons-of-bitches, you're real brave when a guy's in the hospital, incapacitated. Shows real balls to hide behind a fax machine and throw your little hissy-fit, doesn't it, cocksuckers?


PETA Vice President Dan Mathews wrote: "The only natural thing that happened on that stage was that this majestic animal lashed out against a captor who was beating him with a microphone because he wouldn't do a trick. 


Oh, you mean the complicated trick of HALTING THE ATTACK AND GETTING OFF HIS TRAINER??? That  "trick", dumbfuck?


"No matter how much you say that you love the wild animals whom you have confined continents away from their natural homes, you are still the men who have subjugated their wills and natures to further your own careers. 


No matter how much you say you're the defender of the helpless animals around the world, asshole, you're still a socialist shitstain who wants to enslave the humans who have dominion over these animals. How about we take you, wrap an electrical collar around your pencil neck and make you  do those tricks, hm? And the first time you bitched about it, hit you with about a 1500-volt nanosecond burst? That'd shut your pieholes up real quick, wouldn't it?


"Perhaps Friday's frightening incident will make you realize that a brightly lit stage with pounding music and a screaming audience is not the natural habitat for tigers, lions, or any other exotic animals." 


Perhaps this sadistic little fax you sent a man in critical condition will serve as a wake-up call to the right-thinking people of the world that you bastards are pathetic wastes of oxygen that deserve to be taken out back and shot. Then used as food to feed the truly needy among the animals.

But that probably wouldn't be a good idea. The animals might choke on these fucknozzles' bile. Maybe we should feed them to the animals whole, so they can shit their pants 'til their innards are all cleaned out.

Claudius? Tiberius? Augustus? You guys with me on this one?

Dr. Welby, you're needed in the Realm...

Yeah, I know - I didn't post anything yesterday.

Not feeling all that great. I seem to have come down with a slight bug while in Austin (sigh). These usually take a day or two to work their way through, so don't be surprised if you don't hear much from me 'til the end of the week.

That does not  mean that I won't watch the comment section and slap h's ugly little dyke ass down if/when she tries to be a nuisance. I'm not that  sick...