Barney Gumble: Public Enemy #1

In the Blogosphere, there are trolls, and there are trolls.

And then there are shit-eating, cocksucking, cum-guzzling sons-of-crack-whore-bitches who simply aren't fit to exist...who royally deserve to be beaten to death, and their remains fed to one of Uday's people-shredders.

Exhibit A of this latter category is a pathetic excuse-for-a-human who calls himself "Barney Gumble" - hereinafter known throughout Spatulaville as "Bumblefuck". Bumblefuck is a racist, sexist bigoted troll (and probably heterophobic to boot, although confirmation of that wasn't available at press time). Wouldn't you know it - he's also a socialist liberal.

Bumblefuck runs his own blog, Media Whores Online Watch Watch Watch Watch (don't ask), which is, I think, even slightly less read than this one. Since he can't get any action on his blog, he has to go stir up the shitpot on other blogs. As you would probably guess, one of his favorite targets is The Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler.

Did I mention that Bumblefuck was a racist? One of his favorite words is the N-word (links never work, scroll down and find "n*****s").

Yeah, that N-word.

But what he claims to have done on his own blog to a reader may well have been the death knell for Bumblefuck, who is posting on various other blogs from IP 209.49.85.10:


Yeah, maybe deleting shit isn't the way to go. Since your ip resolves to the San Diego Credit Union, I'll gather up all your posts and let your boss deal with it instead.


Looks like Bumblefuck's turned into some sort of racist NetKKKop. He seems to be so drunk with his imagined power that he thinks he can get people fired for telling him what a cocksucking assmunch he is.

You should know that this bastard has publicly threated to write people at random and falsely accuse me of being a pedophile. At which point, I publicly informed him that, if he ever got within five feet of me, I'd permanently put him out of his pathetic misery.

That guarantee still stands, Bumblefuck. You get within five feet of me and I will personally see to it you never bother or threaten anyone ever again, assnugget.

And you've pissed off more than just me now. There are a lot of people on the Web - many of them a helluva lot more intelligent than I - who can't stand and refuse to tolerate NetKKKops. Especially racist ones like you.

You've just offended them. You need to look over your shoulder for more than just me now. I'd keep real close tabs on my credit rating right about now if I were you, you fucknozzled shitstain.

Now: All y'all, feel free to go to his site and inform him what you think of him. (I'd also suggest launching a DoS attack against him, but that might get me, too, seeing as his blog server also happens to be mine. (dammit))

Bloglinkagery

Added Azygos' blog, Spankysplace, to the mix, and also Four Right-Wing Wackos. Good blogs; give 'em a try.

And remember, all you guys in the Blogosphere - you link to me, I link to you. I just need to know if you are. (grin)

UPDATE: I had the link to Four incorrect. It's fixed now.

Shana Tova!

It has come to my attention (through the auspices of Misha that this evening marks the start of the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah.

To all of God's chosen people, I heartily say (and I hope I'm getting this right): L'Shana Tovah Tikateivoo!

PFW: We're on a roll...

The Perfect Football Weekends keep piling up. :-)

Last night, my Nebraska Cornhuskers started well, hiccuped a bit in the second quarter, but recovered for a nice 38-14 win against Southern Miss.

Tonight, the Arlington Heights Yellow Jackets take the field against the Western Hills Cougars. (First wife Debbie went to Western Hills, for those who maybe, perhaps care just a little.) GO HEIGHTS!!!

Tomorrow, TCU travels to Arizona to take on the Wildcats. TCU's favored, but this game scares me even more than the Vanderbilt game did.

And Sunday, the Cowboys are back in the Meadowlands to take on the J-E-T-S JetsJetsJets!!! in a 3:00 game.

Recap on Monday. Let's go for 3 PFWs in a row!!!