Can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen, part I
Meet Leslie Marshall. Leslie is an actress-cum-talk-show-hostess, a mother of one, and possesses a master's degree.
She's also, IYAM, an idiot.
In the wake of the Janet Jackson boob fiasco, some of you may have seen little Leslie on Hannity & Colmes Monday night. She was there to pitch the there-was-absolutely-nothing-wrong-with-it-it-was-just-a-boob bullshit line. And she did a fairly decent job of shouting down Michelle Malkin, who was on the side of us right-thinkers who see the big picture, and maintain that this was something completely inappropriate for what has become an unofficial national holiday, fit for family consumption - and that something ought to be done to keep this from happening again.
(A clarification: She didn't out-debate Michelle - she just shouted her down. Remember - "When the facts are against you, argue the law. When the law is against you, argue the facts. When the facts and the law are against you, yell like hell.")
Anyway, in the midst of her whining, Hannity took a page from the Donk playbook and mentioned The Children, whereupon Leslie the Genius took great pains to point out that she, too, was a mother, and how dare you question her because of that?
Well, that was too much for me. I promptly wrote her and told her I thanked God that I wasn't her child, and that I felt sorry for her progeny, if that was what she was teaching the rugrat.
Oh, and did she take great exception to that:
I DIDN'T SUPPORT MS JACKSON, CBS OR MTV
Sure didn't sound like it Monday night.
...I JUST DON'T FEEL BREASTS ARE OFFENSIVE..THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL, GIVEN BY GOD TO FEED A CHILD...
No argument there. So where was the child on stage at the Super Bowl? (And no, I'm not referring to Justin TimberFlake, either. (hat tip, Denizen Denita TwoDragons))
More to the point, do you intend to allow your child to constantly see your breast while growing up? I mean, using your logic, there's nothing wrong with it, right? It's just a breast, after all.
AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY TAKING MY WORDS OUT OF CONTEXT...GUESS THAT'S HOW JESUS FEELS, HUH?
Jesus came down on it a lot harder than I did, bimbo. Else, why are we all wearing clothes? What was the purpose of the first fig leaf? Certainly it wasn't for Calvin Klein's or Versace's benefit.
MY SON DISAGREES WITH YOU
As we will see in Part II of this sequence, this is quite possibly the stupidest thing Ms. Marshall said in our entire exchange. Tends to make me wonder about the value of master's degrees nowadays.
AND I'M NOT A TROLLUP...YOU'RE ENTITLED TO YOUR OPINION, BUT INSULTING ME AS A MOTHER
Well, my opinion of you, Ms. Leslie Marshall, is that you're a trollop whose mothering skills need improvement if your child is going to grow up with any sense of decency.
AND PERSONALLY ATTACKING ME IS WRONG. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD TALK TO GOD ABOUT "JUDGING OTHERS..." HE WRITES ABOUT THAT IN HIS BOOK
He also writes about not letting others see your nakedness in that Book, too, Ms. Marshall - plus several other things with which I'm willing to wager you disagree. Do those not count either, Ms. Marshall?
TOMORROW: Who says conservatives aren't up in arms over this?