Crikey! That bloke is FUCKED!

If you guys will remember, I criticized the One-Gloved Wonder for hanging his kiddo over the balcony railing last year.

Well, I'm nothing if not an equal-opportunity basher.

The self-proclaimed "Crocodile Hunter", Steve Irwin (damn, why do I have to share a name with this idiot?) recently performed his schtick before a live outdoor audience. He was tantalizing the crocs, teasing them, feeding them and all that.

Well and good. Just one problem: He was holding his infant son crooked in his left arm at the time. (Picture, courtesy of Drudge, heh heh)


At a media conference outside the zoo and flanked by his father Bob, wife Terri and daughter Bindi, Mr Irwin claimed he was hurt by the allegations of child neglect.

"I am hurt. I am as hurt as I get," he told reporters.


Not as hurt as that infant would've been had you dropped him, dumbass.


"But this must be happening for a reason."


Yeah, it's happening because YOU'RE A BLOOMIN' IDIOT!!! YE GOT KANGAROOS LOOSE IN THE TOP PADDOCK, YE MORON!!!


"And I sincerely believe that Bindi is the most well-rounded kid her age, and by crikey, is the most croc savvy kid her age in the world."


We're not talkin' 'bout Bindi, ye bloody clocker! We're talkin' 'bout a whacko show pony crackin' a fat o'er exposin' 'is ankle biter t' the cork!!!


"If I had the time again maybe I would do it differently."


Oh, you think? Sheesh!!!


"But it's all about perceived danger ... I was in complete control.

People say, `well what if you had fallen?' But for that to take place a meteorite would have had to come out of the sky and hit Australia at 6.6 on the Richter scale like in Iran."


It's called "twisting an ankle", ye dill. Happens to the best of us, even you, numbskull.


"Bindi is very croc savvy and we live in crocodile territory so they (the children) have to be croc savvy."


Let's hope she don't inheirit yer brains, mate. Bad enough that one  jackass exposed his kid to imminent danger like that.

Idiot shitheel...


(Austrailian..."terminology" (grin)...courtesy of Koalanet, mheh)