Warp speed, Mr. Scott...

A few years ago, I said that Jesus would come back before I got broadband. At the time, I was living in Beautiful Downtown Forney with Her Doublewide Bitchiness, back before My Son!!! came along.

Well - either Jesus has come back, and I'm in a lotta trouble, or I was wrong. (Wagers are now being placed on the latter in record amounts. (grin))

Broadband has come to Chez Spatula in the form of a Comcast cable modem.

In the words of the immortal Zefram Cochrane - "Let's ROCK AND ROLL!!!"

:-)

Doomsday, plus 34 years...

Today, September 18, 2003, is the 34th anniversary of an event I wish had never happened.

Yeah, that's right - today is the Royal Doublewide Bitch's 34th birthday.

So, in dishonor of that catastrophic event, I offer this:


((sigh) Picture, if you will, a file called FINGER.TXT. No, better yet - go here.)


Fuck you, Steffi, you stupid bitch.